Danny and Morgan drive to California, but Danny has a secret in Oklahoma.
He wont fly, so hes driving, and Morgans joining him for 3,000 miles on the road.
So how long will Danny last?
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Less than an hour it looks like.
And Mindy cant know.
Morgan is so suspicious he wont even take the $500 Danny offers him to leave.
Eventually, Morgan reaches peak annoyance, and Danny gives him the silent treatment.
Notable things that happen during that time:
1.
Morgan pukes all over the front seat.
Morgan pukes all over the back seat.
They make it to Oklahoma before Danny finally opens his mouth again.
Danny admits he does have a secret, and hes here to make it right.
Dad, is that you?
yells a teenage kid from the porch.
Turns out the kid, Eric (a.k.a.
We Didnt Start the Fire was quite the aphrodisiac back in those days.
- Eric is really tall, and 2) Eric has blue eyes.
Evelyn admits that Danny isnt Erics dad, but she wont tell him today because itll ruin his birthday.
And cue Eric throwing a punch at Danny.
At this point, Evelyn confesses that she lied, and both Eric and Danny storm off.
Morgan tries to convince Danny to stay, but he drives off in a huff.
Arent you lucky to have such a great dad?
With that, Dannys conscience kicks in, and he drives back to play the hero.
After saving the day, he leaves one last gift for Eric: his car.
Which means he and Morgan are stuck on a bus the rest of the way to California.
Will we be seeing some touching father-son moments next week?
Or will we be stuck with road trip part 2?
Best lines:
I just wanted my friends to see that I had a dad.
Hes got two dads.
Morgan
You dont even know him, man!
