Mindy discovers the cutthroat world of elite preschools.
So far,The Mindy Projecthas covered stay-at-home motherhood, working motherhood, nannies, and in-laws.
Whats next for baby Leo?
Finding him an elite preschool.
But even clad in a sari and speaking with an Indian accent doesnt guarantee a spot.
Unfortunately, hes still in California, so Mindy has to find someone to pretend to be her husband.
Jody is doing some similar scheming, trying to find a pretend girlfriend.
So Jody and Mindy decide to be each others fake significant others.
In fact, he makes such a great impression that he fast tracks their utility.
All thats left is a home visit the next morning, and then Leo will be set.
But before that, Jody and Mindy have to make it through dinner with Anne Marie.
I wasnt the cockblock; I was the bait!
Indeed, Jody has not changed his despicable ways.
When Mindy leaves, Jody confesses that he only brought her along to make Anne Marie jealous.
(After all, they just bought a pool!)
Mindy hides him in the bedroom, and manages to keep the admissions director in the dark.
Unfortunately, Jody comes out whining and reeking of whiskey before Mindy can secure Leos place at the academy.
I just always looked up to my brother.
I practically wanted to be him.
Then he had this perfect, gorgeous wife, Jody says.
So he only loves theideaof Anne Marie.
Just like how Mindy only loves the idea of an elite preschool.
But Leo doesnt need a haughty $70,000-a-year academy.
Public school will do.
Or worst-case scenario, Catholic school.
Best lines:
Dr. Lahiri, Leo needs to go.
He keeps pinching the other babies butts.
Jeremy on his prep school
Mindy: Some of us have more important things on our mind then sex.
Tamra: Who the hell ordered a vibrating seat cushion with Oscar Isaacs face on it?
Mindy: Just stick to noncontroversial topics, like the weather.
Jody: It is pretty cold out tonight.
So much for so-called global warming.
Mindy: Damn it, this sucks.
Anne Marie: So who is she?
Is she an escort?
Mindy: Exsqueeze me?!
That is the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me, thank you.
