Well, he doesn’t.
And oh, yeah, he doesn’t want her to ever find out about it.
This presents a problem when Mindy proposes they go out the night he breaks up with Courtney.
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Knowing a date would likely end in sex, Jody asks they postpone for seven to 10 days a.k.a.
the amount of time it should take the medicine to get rid of the chlamydia.
It’s all going well.
Jody, Jody, Jody.
A banana and a penis arenotthe same, dude, no matter what your middle-school health teacher said.
Then he looks in the freezer and finds a condom there.
They can have safe sex and now Mindy will never know about his STD!
And now she’s, rightly, pissed.
Jody should have told her.
Remember when Danny stormed into the office a few episodes ago and forbid Jody from hooking up with Mindy?
Well, Jody took that to heart.
He’s a man who “takes honor seriously,” as Colette explains.
So Morgan and Jeremy go off on an adventure to get Danny to change his mind.
Morgan loves meddling, so he makes her wish come true by introducing her to Mindy as a patient.
My penis is now Jody’s!
(This is before she finds out that his penis is, you know, covered in chlamydia.)
So all in all, this sneaky meeting goes well.
And then afterwards, Sarah lets it slide to Morgan that she and Danny are engaged.
By the end of the conversation, Danny agrees to tell Mindy.
This will surely go great.
Best lines:
“You tell me so many boring secrets.
Like, I don’t care who your stupid birth father is!”
Mindy to Morgan
“I know I’m attracted to him.
He’s old and handsome like Bob Dole.
But he’s not dead, like I think Bob Dole might be.”
Mindy on Jody
“You’re like a villain in a health class movie.”
I don’t want a roller coaster.
I don’t even want Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.
That’s good enough for me.
I’ll just sit there, look out the window, watch other people have fun."
