I want to say theres like a river there?
Dont quote me on that, she explains.
To be fair, Indiaisa big country.
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The date seems to be going well otherwise, judging by Mindys later attempt to kiss him.
That attempt bombs out as hes not interested.
He wants to be with an Indian woman who embraces her heritage, and Mindy is not that woman.
And she wants to prove she is, so she calls the failed date back.
He agrees to let her join him in running errands later.
Shes thrilled and makes Jody go with her so shes not the whitest person there.
Maybe Jody wasnt the best choice, though.
At one point, some of their fellow diners playfully impersonate their Indian parents, accents and all.
Then Jody jumps in with an impersonation of his Indian tailor which…does not go over great.
Thankfully this crowd isnt tough on him, so hes able to recover quickly.
Expose Leo to both Dannys Catholicism and your Hinduism and see which one he chooses, she advises.
(This should go without saying, but Morgans out of the picture by this point.)
Maybe its for the best that Mindy never got that letter from Jody?
Although, lets be real: Jody loves sex.
This cant possibly last long… Can it?
Back at Mindys, shes decided to go ahead and shave Leos head.
Danny is surprisingly receptive and agrees with Mindy.
Maybe hes not so bad these days, after all!
If Mindy and Danny cant be together, at least they can still have moments like this.
Best lines:
Honestly, I think of you as a white man.
Largely because of your entitlement.
Jody after Mindy asks if he sees her as Indian
Morgan: Im not an animal.
Jody: But you eat out of the trash.
Or Ill put it on the floor.
Jody: Like an animal.
Mordan: How many animals do you know that wear scrubs?
Jody
Danny: Where the hell is Leos hair?
Where did it go?
Mindy: Well, if were going to go down that path, where the hell is his foreskin?
Danny: Its in a locket around Mas neck with mine.
