This time, though, that man is Mike.
Most astronauts probably look forward to returning to Earth.
Mike does not have any of that to look forward to.
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He also spews multiple insults at Mike, a tactic that somehow works.
His big brother gets moving again and eventually comes across a sailboat.
Its still not land, but its something.
(Im from Florida, so I do.)
From this interaction alone, it seems like they could have a lovely friendship.
Maybe theyll return to shore and have a wacky road trip together!
His paranoia might be absurd, but its also justified.
Welcome to Miami, Mike sadly, its not exactlythe one Will Smith rapped about.
During the ride, Mike spots one of his brothers Alive in Tucson billboards.
Now, Pat has to choose between risking his life but with a companion or remaining in isolation.
At this point, it seems like he might as well choose the former.
And hes heartbreakingly bummed about that, erupting in loud sobs as soon as he realizes whats happened.
Hes not too sad to take Mike to a lot of dead bodies, though.
Pat zips a still-living Mike up in a body bag and writes R.I.P.
Cause of death: the government on its front.
Mike wakes up in the makeshift graveyard, spots a Miami-Dade fire truck, and takes off, alone.
Once again, hes the last man on Earth.
Thelast time we sawLast Man,Phil not Tandy was seemingly dead on the operating table.
Well get to find out soon, anyway.
Because Phil did such a thorough job vandalizing the nations billboards, Mike now has a destination.
Hopefully this time no used condoms will be involved.
