Their war kicks off after Mike shaves all the hair off one side of Phils body.
You look like two different serial killers, Erica observes.
Now that Im used to it, it doesnt look half-bad!
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Basically, this style is great fodder for a bunch of A+ lines.
Phil is Gus Fring.
Actually, he might beworsethan Gus Fring, because the whole half-hairy, half-bald thing is surprisingly disturbing.
4.Phil throws a bunch of poison ivy in Mikes sleeping bag.
Nice try, Tands.
3.Mike leaves a gift box out for Phil with a note that says not to open until Christmas.
Because its impossible to resist, Phil opens the box anyway with the help of a rake.
Inside, he finds wads of cash how silly!
They dont even need cash in this brave new world!
The pranks on us, though: Turns out that Phil wrote this note.
Now, that last one is pretty messed up.
You were all Mom and Dad talked about, Phil says.
I was always jealous of that.
In other relationship news, Todd is trying to figure out how to juggle two girlfriends.
At first, he does this by lying to Gail about where hes going.
That was hot, Melissa notes after he leaves the room.
