It all begins when Carol tells Phil, I need you to masturbate.
These drawings, she promises, are full of highly erotic women.
None of them are dressed, uh, provocatively.
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None of them seem to excite Phil the way he would like them to.
Oh, Carol, sweet Carol.
A Masturbatorium is no place for baby photos!
), and Phil starts to feel guilty.
Also feeling guilty: Todd.
Wonder if Phil would still be such a fan of Todd after this?
Instead of just letting them process the news, though, Todd basically proposes that they try out polyamory.
If their world ever gets enough people to start up television again, Todd should totally be the nextBachelorstar.
After Todd breaks this news, Phil admits to Carol that hes sterile.
