Carol tries to get pregnant with Mike’s baby
Phil and Carol are married.
Theyve had sex tons of it.
Theyve fought and made up; theyve traveled across the country and back.
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And yet, they havent said I love you to each other.
Or maybe theyre just thatimmature.
Mike is, like the rest of us, shocked.
Because this whole situation isnt bonkers enough as is, Phil also decides to officiate Carol and Todds wedding.
They gather near the water as everyone else watches on, groaning the whole time.
Everythings going just fine until Phil asks for objections.
Maybe Gail will speak up?
But, nope: Its Phil.
Also, he reveals that Mikes middle name is Shelby.
Mr. and Mrs. Miller killed the naming game.
the bar as Carol and Mike exchange vows.
Oh, Tandy, what the hell have you done?
Doesnt seem like such a bright idea anymore, huh, Tandy?
Once Mike gets the hang of it, Phil decides to jump in himself.
They are basically having a threesome.
Is this what the sex onGame of Thronesis like?
And then Carol shares some really, really good news.
Everyone save for Gail and Todd gathers around Carol in a genuinely joyful moment.
Carols getting what she wanted, Phils not sterile,andthey just said I love you.
These two kind of deserve a second honeymoon after all these pretty life-changing developments.
While all this is going on, Gails hanging out with a friend from Bordeaux.
This relatively sweet episode just got creepy really, really creepy.
