Needless to say, Craven deserved a better tribute.
The next time we see her, shes cowering in a chicken-wire cage being fed cat food.
Yes, its that kind of witless woman-hating movie.
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And yet, its so much more!
The next day a young grocery store worker named Colleen (Claudia Lee) finds these anguished torture-porn photos.
Theyve been left for her to taunt and toy with her.
Neither does the local police chief (Mitch Pileggi in a thankless role), who brushes her off.
Theyre so authentic, soreal, man!
Penns character is conveniently from Spearfish, too.
Let the selfie-generation body-count commence.
But the filmmakers dont even know what to do with him.
But Simon cant even do that right.
As a final girl, Lees Colleen doesnt bring a lot to the table either.
Shes not particularly resourceful or sympathetic.
Which is fine, because Im guessing most audience members wont stick it out until the end credits, either.D
