Sheldon shares a big secret with Amy
What happens when a physicists laptop fizzles out?
Its a good thing he has a thoughtful girlfriend who buys him a new laptop.
Sheldon is like a kid in a candy shop.
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Or a nerd dressed as Kylo Ren at Comic-Con.
The resolution on his new laptop is incredible.
Who cares about gazing into Amys eyes during Skype?
Sheldons going to count her nose hairs.
Amy mentions that Sheldon can recycle his old computer for store credit, but he declines.
When she asks why hes being so weird, he gives in.
Sheldon has a secret.
One non-disclosure agreement later, Amy and Sheldon take a trip across town and arrive at a storage unit.
Welcome to the fortress of shame!
Everything that Sheldon has ever owned is packed up in boxes with labels.
Theres even sporting equipment.
Well, its a golf ball that his brother threw at him once, but it still counts.
Who knew Sheldon was an ridiculously organized hoarder?
Shes proud that he chose to share the location of his childhood teddy bear with snot stains.
Sheldon is touched by her trust.
In fact, he agrees to get rid of the golf ball as a baby step.
He tells Amy hell always have the dent in his head to remember the moment.
Dishonesty is definitely in the air tonight.
Suddenly the errand morphs into a road trip with a flat tire.
Howard excels at thinking up little white lies.
Its all in the details.
The trio concoct a plan to bust Howard and Leonard when they return, but the guys come clean.
They apologize with flowers and the promise of a lovely dinner.
To quote Raj, That was anticlimactic.
I couldnt agree more.
Theoretical Laughter
Sheldon:Choosing a new laptop is an incredibly personal ritual.
You have taken away weeks of agonizing thought, tedious research, sleepless nights filled with indecision.
Havent I lost enough?
Sheldon:What good is having a girlfriend if you cant unload you psychological sewage on her?
