You’ll never guess where Baby Wolowitz was conceived
The rumors are true.
Howards extremely tight pants did not make him sterile.
And you know what this means family boarding on flights.
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The couple celebrates for five glorious seconds before Howard slowly transitions into panic mode.
Hes not so sure hes ready for a baby now that his bun is officially in Bernadettes oven.
Will an ugly one scare their future offspring?
There are so many things to consider!
Howard rushes over to tell the guys that hes going to be a father.
Everyone cheers except for Sheldon.
Clearly, this news changes everything.
What about comic book night or playing games or going to Disney World?
A kid is totally going to mess that up.
What if his daughter inherits his nose?
Raj tries to calm Howard down by bringing up another cause for anxiety: money.
He interjects that raising a child through college in Los Angeles costs around a million bucks.
Cue Howards blood pressure rising.
He has to figure out a way to make more money.
Meanwhile, Bernadette shares the exciting news with Penny and Amy.
She also breaks down at the thought of having a baby.
Why would any sane person want to put their body through all of that?
Penny encourages Bernadette to think of all the fun things shell get to do as a mom.
Shell get to buy toys and tiny clothes!
Newsflash Penny Bernadette already does that for Howard.
Penny asks Bernadette if the pregnancy was planned.
It turns out, this bundle of joy is the product of a reckless night of passion.
Amy gives Penny a high-five, proud that she fully understands what Bernadette is talking about.
Bernadette clicks off a few details, and Penny immediately recalls the night in question.
Did one thing lead to another in Leonards apartment?
Yes, it did.
In fact, one thing led to another ON SHELDONS BED!
I wonder if he would consider this worse than coitus on his spot?
The ladies arrive at the bar to sing karaoke with the guys.
Amy and Penny serenade Bernadette on stage singing Baby by Justin Bieber the quintessential pending birth song.
Howard and Raj return to the stage with Bernadette to belt out Push It by Salt-N-Pepa.
Wait.Thatsthe quintessential birth songs.
I might have been moved to tears.
Nevertheless, its very exciting that we are celebrating our very firstBig Bangbaby!
Theoretical Laughter
Sheldon:This place is terrific.
Why havent we been here before?
Leonard:Because of you.
Sheldon:Thats some smart talk for a guy who cant keep his face in focus.
Amy:Sheldons drunk texting me.
Penny:What does it say?
Amy:Would you like to sing karaoke with us.
Bernadette:Hows that a drunk text?
Amy:He used a period instead of question mark.
