And on the other hand, this feels like the longest season ever.
when she enters a room.
And not surprisingly, Bryan is up first.
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Needless to say, by the time Bryan stopped kissing her, that salesman was long gone.
(Also, the prices of those watches probably just went up.)
This is a forever gift, Bryan says about a watch, a.k.a.
something that has a battery that will die.
But hes feeling good, so well go with it.
All Adam knows is that he wants to be the broom that sweeps her off the feet.
Rachel loves that shes told him about her weaknesses and he hasnt run away.
Bryan refuses to let her mess this up, and she needs someone who does that.
But he swears he wasnt a bad kid!
SHE WAS A CHILD.
(Looks like we mightve found the reason too good to be true Bryan is still single.
And it could happen again!
But dont worry about it.
But also, do.
Sorry, have those people been there this entire time!?
Do you think they heard Bryan ask about what Rachel looked like as a child?
Honestly, its a good thing they went because that church really needs some help with attendance.
To be fair, Dean is internally freaking out about the possibility of bringing Rachel home.
In other news, this is Deans first relationship since elementary school.
Is he trying to highlight the fact that hes the youngest guy here?!
But when the evening rolls around, theres no more time to avoid the conversation.
My family is not going to be the family that you want to see, he tells her.
Rumor has it that to this very day, his father still doesnt eat lunch.
The third and final one-one-one date of the week goes to Peter, thereby rounding out Rachels top three.
The sled takes them to a picnic on a glacier, which looks about as comfortable as it sounds.
Or is it common sense to use body heat to your advantage?
When it comes to Peters family, he has no doubt that they are going to love Rachel.
Although hes never dated a black woman before, he has zero concerns about bringing Rachel home.
What prompted this?!
You do realize what show youre on, right Pete?
And yet, Rachel really really likes Peter, so she gives him the rose anyway.
So hows that for reassurance, Rach?!
And with that, were done with one-on-one dates and moving on to the worlds most obvious date.
There are only two people here whove never gotten a one-on-one.
Need I say more?
In fact, unlike most of us, hes never lived by that word his whole life.
(I dont know about you guys, but Make today difficult is my motto.)
Adam refuses to believe that this date is going to be difficult.
So, after using his least-favorite word in a sentence, Adam explains why this date wont be difficult.
Hoping to get away from that conversation, Rachel grabs Eric and pulls him aside for a chat.
He praises her for how shes handled this entire situation before Matt does more of the same.
Those are not happy tears, my friend.
Do you see her smiling?
Yeah, I mean, thats why youre still here.
Yeah, YOU IDIOT.
[Keep your penis jokes to yourself.]
From there, Eric gets one more chat where he tells Rachel what to expect from his hometown.
He didnt have a healthy relationship to look up to.
His uncles currently in prison for 50 years.
He has watched his family members get high; he has seen his friends killed.
(As a personal trainer?)
But when Rachel asks who helps Eric, he says thats what hes here for.
Yeah, she wont.
Yeah, well see how excited she is when she meets Deans eccentric father.
But thats next weeks problem.
