Chase

Why are there so many medical sales representatives on these shows?

What percentage of the population has that career?

Sorry, Chase, but it sounds a little boring.

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(Also, why doesn’t your smile reach your eyes?!)

Chad

Two things:Runner Runneris one of his favorite movies.RUNNER RUNNER.

Coley

His favorite holiday is the Fourth of July “because ‘Merica.”

Chase

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So that should sum things up.

Luke

He considers “competence” an attribute and would love to have lunch with Mark Cuban.

In other news, his face is always confused.

Chad

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James S.

His occupation isBachelorSuperfan.

Could he be normal??

And let’s hope he only wears shirts that match his eyes so perfectly that it freaks everyone out.

Evan

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Ali

He’s a bartender who looks like a cross between a vampire and Sandy Cohen?

So, not the worst.

Don’t say lambo.

James T.

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Jordan

The wildest thing he’s ever done in the bedroom?

“take a stab at hang a TV on the wall without directions or a stud finder.”

Yeah, we like this one.

Coley

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Christian

Yet another guy who’s obsessed with Mark Cuban.

Maybe he should be the next Bachelor??

Robby

He describes himself as “handsome” and “genuine.”

Peter

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Jonathan

He likes J.D.

Salinger and realizes that his hair is working for him.

We can respect that.

Luke

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Yeah, it applies to him.

Nick B.

Ducks Unlimitedis his favorite magazine.

James S.

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Sorry, did you want to know more?

Brandon

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Sal

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Alex

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Ali

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Daniel

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Jordan

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Christian

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Vincent

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Robby

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Derek

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Jonathan

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Wells

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Nick B.

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