But then theres the Chad bear… One poke, and things could get violent.
With Alex sitting on the front row they couldnt even put him in the back so hed be elevated?
Harrison kicks off the night by asking about the tension between Alex and Derek.
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Suddenly, Santa over there is talking about Alexs Napoleon complex, before Wells chimes in and defends Alex.
Grant, however, still isnt an Alex fan.
I would hope so?
No one mention his name.
Wells and a Harry Potter reference?
Yep, this feels right.
Bringing Chad out on stage with security nearby Harrison finally gives the bear his chance to speak.
The rest of them clearly want careers in media.
You read that right.
MEN EVERYWHERE: CHAD IS TRYING TO SHOW THE WORLD YOURE NOT ALL BAD.
You might want to do something.
NEXT: Santa baby
The one thing you dont want to do?
Nominate Nick to represent the male gender instead.
First of all, we barely know your name.
(Geez Santa, havent you ever been in a fight before?)
As Chad advises him, Think about your thoughts before you say them.
I mean, with quotes like that, Ralph Waldo Emerson should watch his back, amirite?
Chads still not done with Derek.
Ever the bully, Chad tells him, Your pocket square doesnt match your shirt.
His pocket square is white.
When Harrison asks about Chads beef with Alex, Chad keeps things simple: He was just super annoying.
As for Chads threat to find Jordan at his house, Chad doesnt get why everyones so upset.
He clearly meant he was going to bring him some candies.
When Harrison replays the scene, the audience decides Evan DID push Chad.
Im sorry, but I stand by the fact that Evan was trying to get by him.
Lets not back up the bully here, America.
Oh, we know, Chad.
Chad claims he has no regrets, because sometimes you choose apples when you shouldve chose pickles.
Are you hearing me, Emerson?!
I mean it with this one.
Did you get that, ABC?
Hes ready to love again and he will not make the same mistake twice.
Grab this man a unicorn, because Id say hes ready to be the Bachelor!
JoJo taught him how to express those feelings, so he still has a lot of love for her.
(Dont fist pump, Alex.
Shes not talking about you.)
Luke asks, If I had been more direct earlier, would it have made a difference?
So in other words, yes, it wouldve made a difference.
She promises she didnt anticipate what ended up happening.
I found clarity at the wrong time, she tells him.
Elsewhere, Chad stops eating just long enough to ask his best question thus far, Can I talk?
Can I say words?
Hes not even worth my breath, which earns her a standing ovation from the guys.
He wouldve never broke your heart, she tells JoJo, but JoJo can only agree.
So yeah, shes Danny Castellanos mom fromThe Mindy Project.
If thats not a tagline for this show, I dont know what is.
Ill see you all next week for the end of JoJos amazing journey.
If you need me before then, Ill be pitching a reality show starring Vinnys mom.
