JoJo narrows the field from four men to two with a trip to Thailand
Oh, Luke.
And now, its another JoJo whos going to repeat the sentiment.
Its not about you right now, JoJo.
Then, before getting in the limo, he apologizes to her.
Furthermore, shes ready for some exotic overnight dates that will hopefully lead to some clarity.
You never know, she mightve forgotten about that when they switched time zones.
If I didnt, that wouldve been lying.
At this point, Robby has said the word honest far too many times to actuallybehonest.
And keeping that in mind, JoJo wants to verify Robbys confident in their relationship.
Im sorry, is your father a professional pickpocket?
Do you have no feeling in one of your legs?
Weve seen how tight your jeans are, Robby, and that is not an easy task.
This seems highly convenient.
Also, does Robbys father have something against a face-to-face conversation?
Heading into the fantasy suite, you know Robby means business when he starts calling her Joelle.
After Jordan arrives on a boat, JoJo asks, Do you know what were doing today?
as if anyones ever answered yes to that in all the years of this show.
Sitting at the temple, Jordan asks what JoJos parents are like.
(Clearly, this guy didnt watch last season.)
Okay, so thats my version of it, but I think it works.
And just like that, Jordan gets the key to the fantasy suite.
NEXT: Could JoJo love THREE men?
In a really exciting direction?
So like, they made it to third base and hes excited to hit home plate?
Could Chase be the third?
So clearly, Chase loves fishing.
JoJo tells Chase his hometown blew her away.
While JoJos getting ready for dinner with Chase, Robby shows up, because hes missed her so much.
Spending the night together in the fantasy suite has made this time apart hard for Robby.
Its literally been a day.
If anyone has the potential to grow into a Stage 5 Clinger, its Robby.
As he tells JoJo, That taste…of what a lifetime would be like.
Remember how I was so good about not picturing it?
Yeah, excuse me while I vomit.
(Except for the coloring books.)
He wants to be the man she deserves.
Furthermore, he wants to smear that lipstick.
Keeping that in mind, JoJo gets up andleaves him alone.
And she doesnt want to be unfair by spending the night with him.
Heartbroken, Chase asks, So now love equals get the fk out?
For you and Luke, yeah, it kind of does.
JoJo tells him she wanted to see her forever future with him, but she couldnt.
All Chase says is I saw it before grabbing a beer and heading for the Depression Mobile.
To quote Robby: Does that happen?
Do people get sent home and come back from the dead?
Um, no, Robby.
Because this show doesnt murder everyone they send home.
He explains that hes not mad, but rather, he wants whats best for her.
Chase still has an immense amount of love for her.
For the record, he does think shes wrong.
My hearts still open for you.
With that, Chase walks away, followed by his true soulmate, that monkey.
Ill see you all back here tomorrow night for the Return of Chad Men Tell All.
Until then, Ill be on a plane…to Texas, to marry Luke.
