So imagine my surprise when that angry little man was not only still around, but still pretty angry.
And by bus, they mean a private bus where the guys can spread out.
So its really not at all what youd expect.
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As Alex sees it, this one-on-one time isnt about him falling for JoJo.
Its really about JoJo getting her chance to fall forhim, because, how could she not?!
I mean, the man is as selfless and kind as he is tall.
I wish that were a euphemism, but I mean it literally.
And if you dont believe me, just watch JoJos face as she starts to fall asleep.
he asks while looking out the window.
I know what youre thinking: Its like Aaron Sorkin himself wrote this conversation.
When conversation fails, Alex decides to impress JoJo with his freestyling skills.
After that, JoJo decides silence is better than whatevers happening.
As he tells JoJo, Im your goocho.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Translation: I didnt.
After Alex tells her hes falling in love with her, JoJo pulls the cord.
The next day, its Jordans turn to get his second one-on-one of the season.
With his Converse on and his hair coiffed, he meets JoJo at their private jet.
How Jordanisntthose things remains unclear.
Heading back inside, Chase and Luke are greeted with the next date card.
(Can you even imagine whatTanner P.wouldve done on this date?!)
When she asks Jordan how hes feeling about hometowns, he opens up about his brother situation.
Jordan explains his struggle growing up and always being compared to Aaron.
Football didnt define me, he says before opening up to JoJo about how much he cares for her.
Jordan doesnt get a rose because there isnt one but JoJo assures him: That makes me so happy.
Then they make out.
It seems Robby likes himself some Argentinian women.
(Lets all remember Robby getting handsy while dancing the tango with a stranger not too long ago.)
Sitting with JoJo, he reveals his family didnt like his last girlfriend because she was the worst.
So yeah, hes totally ready to move on and not at all lying to your face, JoJo.
But all she says is she finds strength in their emotional connection.
So yeah, youre right about the physical thing.
Regardless, James whose father is also named James Taylor, because what did you expect?
tells JoJo hes in the process of falling for her, which earns him a kiss.
(Fun fact about Luke: The more important the date, the skinnier his jeans.)
Then, JoJo decides to take the romance to the next level…with skeet shooting.
Because nothings sexier than a man who hates clay.
And with one of those magical Luke kisses, JoJo knows what she has to do.
So not only does Luke get his date cut short, but JoJo also eliminates the cocktail party.
Were heading straight to the rose ceremony!
JoJo seriously couldve let James and Alex go last week and saved us all the time.
That being said, James goodbye is genuinely sad.
With one final hug, all I have to say is: IM NOT CRYING; YOURE CRYING.
So thats it, guys.
Weve made it through another week and were heading straight into hometowns.
I wonder who the front-runner is…
If you all need me, Ill be scheduling a trip to Argentina to spoon with a horse.
