(Although, the real irony would be her saying I love you to two people.)
Again, arecord-settingsecond two-on-one.
ITS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.
Credit: ABC/Veronica Gambini
Also, fun fact: Someone in this group of men thinks no mas means no good.
Besame, muchacho, she makes it quite obvious that she wants Wells to buck up and kiss her.
(Also, I think she meant besame mucho.
Or else shes real serious and telling Wells, KISS ME, BOY!)
And at that point, no leather jacket could save Wells.
JoJo, not-so-amused by the men giving Wells a hard time, takes Wells away.
You know what they say: Theres nothing like a floating pool filled with strangers to kiss-block you.
Do or die, Wells says, psyching himself up.
So its not exactly the least-awkward kiss, but hey, thewater thing once worked for Seth Cohen.
Altogether, the cutest part of this might be JoJo yelling, That was the moment, Wells!
That was the moment!
Its equally adorable and hard to watch as were basically watching Wells descend into the friend zone.
Because lets face it: Being a cheerleader is only sexy in high school (if even then).
(The producers really werent looking to help Wells at all on this one.)
NEXT: Can Wells break out of the friend zone?
As he puts it, he now feels a little tingle in his heart.
And by the time she calls him intriguing, its evident theyre doomed.
So grabbing the rose, JoJo tells Wells she cant bring herself to give it to him.
Instead, she walks him out and he wishes her the best.
There, I said it.
Walking with the guys, James isnt feeling the most confident.
So yeah, Id say youre fine, James.
And based on form, Id say Luke should be most embarrassed.
Maybe there was a discount store in Uruguay, Im not really sure.
And if you ask me, JoJo likes Lukes the most.
(And by like, I mean she wants to remove it.)
Sitting with Luke, JoJo cannot handle their passion.
She also cant control her hand placement.
I see you, JoJo!
I can think of two: fantasy suite.
JoJo then quickly grabs Jordan and asks him about poker.
Again, let me emphasize were talking about a card game.
Robby didnt pass go but still tried to collect $200?!
you’re able to quote me on that.
There is no intimidating way to drink wine.)
When Jordan asks James if his name came up in James chat with JoJo, James quickly says yes.
What do you wanna bet hes no longer wearing that leather jacket?!
(Great things happen when you really let yourselffeellife, you know?)
Meanwhile, Chase seems to simply be enduring what has to be the worlds longest and most boring dance.
At this point, the instructor has turned into nothing more than a hype woman, yelling yes!
at JoJo as she slowly walks back and forth between two men.
[Lets have a moment of silence for all of Dereks dreams.]
Based on their connection so far, shes worried she likes him more than he likes her.
It seems hewillcry for you, Argentina.
Once he promises not to let her down, she gives in.
And with that, Harrison interrupts.
At the rose ceremony, JoJo hands roses to Robby and Jordan before heading outside for a breather.
Its down to Alex and James, and JoJo tells Harrison she cant hand out the final rose.
Yep, all six men are sticking around for another week and James is over the moon!
Unlike Alex, Im excited to see you all next week.
(And also make a margarita.)
