I mean, if you thought you knew what a celebration looked like, clearly you were wrong.
This is fun, people!
We kick off the night with a montage of Ben and Chris Harrison crashing viewing parties.
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but they dont even bring any food or booze to contribute to the evening.
I love booze more than Ben.
(Kidding, guys.
Im not the night-one Lace of recappers, I swear.)
And you know what?
Jamis boobs do not appreciate Leahs lies.
Getting emotional, she recalls how well Ben handled the news.
She might be complicated, but shes still pretty special.
(Its rare, but believe it or not, some womenareboth.)
NEXT: The return of Lace
Next in the hot seat is Lace.
The biggest changes: She is more aware of her facial expressions and avoids the phrase crazy.
So yeah, Lace agrees to go toBachelor in Paradise, but will this guy go with her?
(So is being three-dimensional now called pulling a Jubilee?)
Well, they like to read books and talk smart things, too!
Because if they brought five or less, well, theyre clearly not THAT smart.
She claims that any isolation Olivia felt was self-inflicted.
And then, some woman named Izzy speaks.
And how does she feel about shimmying after this experience?
And no, Chris.
She hadnt seen that before.
(She actually hates this show and would never watch it on her own.)
The conversations just ended with, I dont love you.
She wants someone to look at her the way he looks at BOTH of them.
See, even Caila doesnt blame him for loving them both.
Alright guys, lets get this out of the way: Ben said I love you to two women.
Its because he loved them both.
Cailas only question is whether her conversation in the Bahamas stalled their relationship.
Eh, not so much.
Caila didnt lose the race because she stalled out.
The other drivers were simply faster.
(Howd you like that metaphor?)
(He doesnt say it like that, but I wouldve.)
At the end of the day, guess what?
Failing doesnt make anyone less of a person.
Wow, just when you thought Chris Harrison was the only one with the mind-shattering wisdom.
When it comes to Olivia, she and Ben both agree that something was off.
Wait, did she just mention his little board shorts as a good thing?!
Last question: Can Ben tell the twins apart?
As for me, Ill see you back here next week for the finale!
If you need me before then, Ill be partying with Sheila…and Sheila alone.
