Megan’s private photos are leaked online.
Weve seen Megan angry, actress-y, and, of course, horny.
This week, we see a different side of her: Megan isfun!
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), Megan talks to her agent Leslie about her deal on Kyles movie, which still hasnt closed.
At the party, Kyle is in full movie-star mode: tight white tee!
Asking his assistant for a mint!
Meanwhile, Megan chats up a lecherous mogul known as Dirty Uncle Russell about her feminist approach to acting.
Yes, the girl who agreed to an arranged marriage is actually pretty woke.
(Sign me up!)
Now go discover where youre going.
You guys, Im writing that on a bathroom mirror Post-It immediately.
Theres a reason the mans got his own cult!
Megan introduces Hope to Andres, their big-time director friend, but Andres isnt buying what Hopes selling.
Shaun has better luck at the party, hitting it off with a handsome IHM member named James.
At one point in their convo, James tells Shaun, quite simply, Im going to recruit you.
Its a refreshingly clear and straightforward statement.
Im really starting to appreciate the IHM method.
She even does a modified raising of the roof.
(Again: FUN.)
But not everything at the Change of Clothes party is quite so fun.
He wants a name, and Terence agrees.
Butt-hurt by Andres the directors rejection, Hope gets drunk, slurry, and embarrassing.
For Megan, the leaked photos are more than a slut-shaming scandal.
Theyre also threatening her career: Theres a morality clause in her contract for Kyles movie.
That means the studio can fire her after all, whether Kyle likes it or not.
(On second thought, maybe I wont join IHM.
Maybe Ill just start my own cult.)
(Hes fun, too!)
They also exchange their first I love yous on this trip.
(They met two weeks ago.)
Youve gotta hand it to her; shes not afraid to oppose her powerful husband.
Does this mean shes gonna be disappeared?
(Not that Shelly Miscavige was disappeared by her husband.
And not that this character is in any way based on her.)
But this time, theyll be on her terms.
But then Kyle has a better idea: naked photosofthem both.
And suddenly, there they are, exposing their taut bods to the internet on purpose.
Morality clause be damned, becausethisis the ultimate power move.
Terence and Kyle discuss Kyles recent D pics over a scotch.
After careful consideration, Terence has changed his mind about Megan: He likes her!
Im all in, he tells Kyle, pulling him in for a masculine, fatherly hug.
(Again, Deann objects to Terences actions.
Deann, you in danger, girl!)
Megan is pissed but agrees to do the GDWR interview anyway.
And Im never gonna let that happen again.
Renee wraps it up, they call cut, and Megan storms off in tears.
This was, categorically,notfun.
Over drinks, Hope confesses to Shaun that shes the one who leaked the photos.
And shes not apologizing!
Its an empowering feminist statement… and it also kinda feels like it might be Deanns last words.
But hey, maybe Im wrong.
Maybe Terence wont have her disappeared for defying him.
Maybe these ladies will rise up!
Maybe Deann and Megan will overthrow their male counterparts!
Maybe Leah Remini will save them both!
And more importantly, what happened to the goats from the pilot?
(They were fun.)
