Lets get into it.
We start with a voiceover from Parrish as he asks Argent and company to watch him.
He asks that they follow him and get him some answers.
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(And while theyre at it, can they also get him a bed?
The fact that hes sleeping on a futon is upsetting me.)
Brief pause for this amazing interaction:
Liam:Whys the Hellhound going to the school?
Stiles:Because hes got a yearning for higher education.
But Argent has seen enough.
The fact that The Beast set a trap means one thing: Its getting smarter.
Hope you dont mind a little romance interrupting your regularly scheduled drama!
The one thing thats even weirder than that transition?
The fact that Kira wakes up the next morning sleepovers with boys in high school?!
and instantly picks up a sword and starts swinging it around.
Of all the post-coital activities, needless to say Scott is not on board with this one.
NEXT: Lydias back in school!
At the library, Scott regroups with Liam, Stiles…and Lydia!!!
Yep, shes back.
While talking through the issue, they realize that The Beast is always near a high-powered frequency.
(Did no one see him wander into the high school?!)
Easy enough, right?
Not in Beacon Hills!
After Stilinski reveals that he cant cancel the game, Scott and Stiles head to rehab to find Finstock.
They need him back so that the coach can forfeit the game.
(The substitute is not very susceptible to persuasion.)
In fact, he loves it so much that hes faked seven relapses and no ones caught on.
(As Eichen has proved, Beacon Hills isnt home to great institutions of any kind.)
Stiles:I dont think the charities would agree.
Finstock:Whats it for this year?
Finstock:For or against?
Stiles:Against, Coach.
How does one do that?
By getting in this fancy freezer that they just so happen to have in their possession!
So into the freezer Parrish goes!
As for Scott, he reveals that hes officially fully healed from his fight with Liam.
It seems all Scott needed was for his pack to get back together.
But despite Scotts vow that no one dies tonight, things quickly start to fall apart.
And finally, the Desert Wolf shows up and stops Malia from taking out one of the news trucks.
I do love this interaction, though:
Malia:Bitch.
Desert Wolf:I prefer mom.
She can kill her mother later because right now she has a task to complete.
As for Kira, well, Brett guys, Bretts back!
Yeah, maybe we shouldve left her with the Skinwalkers.
But he wont say whats wrong.
In other words: Mason is The Beast, right?!
and kills the last news truck, the first one is fixed…and then The Beast arrives.
The Beast did come from the direction of the buses (so I still think its Mason).
Only, shes not talking to Parrish.
Shes talking to the Hellhound of many names.
When she asks what happened to Parrish, the Hellhound tells her, Jordan Parrish died.
There is no Jordan Parrish.
The Hellhound claims that Parrish is nothing more than a body, a means to an end.
But Lydias not buying it.
She tries to convince the Hellhound that it needs Parrish.
And when Parrish died, the Hellhound was born.
