Preternaturally evil babies grow up so fast, don’t they?
TheSupernatural-verse got a little bigger in this weeks episode, which picks up hours after the premiere.
Dean gets them settled at Jennas grandmas house and hits the road.
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Jenna and Grandma both freak, though (drywalls expensive!
), and Grandma threatens to call a priest.
Jenna begs her not to, and Grandma responds, Well, who are we gonna call?
And because Deans the coolest, we all know how he answers when Jenna rings him up.
He u-turns his ghost-busting self right around only to find an exorcist in Grandmas living room.
Its Crowley in a clerical collar!
Dean growls when theyre alone.
Im sorry, Agent Pathetic-Has-Been-Rock-Star, did I offend your delicate sensibilities?
But when Dean approaches Amara, she stops crying.
He doesnt look happy about this.
Now, to check in with Sam.
Turns out, shes a Reaper.
The old Death thought it was funny, but the Winchesters killed him.
So now theres a new rule: What lives, dies.
No, she says, they get tossed into the Empty.
And nothing comes back from that, she promises.
Worse, she tells Sam she can feel him dying (Feelhim?
Um, hello, can she not see the big snaking black neck veins?
), and she wants to be the one to pitch him into the Empty herself.
Hes okay dying, but Dean deserves a real life.
Honestly, these two, always trying to out-Gift of the Magieach other.
Anyway, Sam asks for hope and help and a sign.
What does that mean?
Maybe its time for him to see an optometrist?
NEXT: Amara needed a snack
Heres someone not answering Deans calls: Castiel.
But thats because hes being tortured by two jerk angels who want to know Metatrons location.
They scoff that hes no angel of the Lord because he chooses the Winchesters over Heaven every single time.
And you know, theyre not wrong.
But Cas quickly realizes shes working with the torture-angel jerks.
Back at the hospital, Sams black veins have dared to encroach on his beautiful face.
His visions fuzzy, and hes hearing voices, but because hes Sam, he staggers to his laptop.
He may be turning into a Darkness zombie, but by God, hes still going to research!
Go forth and heal, Sammy!
Youre saving people instead of hunting things!
Amaras hungry, Jenna explains.
Soulless Jenna attacks Dean with the knife until Crowley finally gets bored with Deans life-or-death fight and kills her.
Dean stabs him to the wall, then kicks launch the babys door.
Amaras gone, though.
And oops, now is Crowley.
Finally, at the episodes end, the brothers reconvene.
Sam is confused, as is Dean, as are we.
Is the Darkness the woman Dean saw in the premiere?
It the Darkness all a vision?
Is it Vision fromThe Avengers?
(OK, fine, nobody ponders that last option.)
Crawley pulls up in a windowless van.
Want some candy, little girl?
he asks her, indicating the bound family of four he has in the back.
Amara smiles the smile of a hungry little girl.
So what do you think,Super-fans?
Amaras got some big uh, little shoes to fill after child Lilith in season 3.
Are you ready for another terrifying child besting our boys?
And what are the odds that somebody named Winchester gets chucked into the Empty before this season is over?
And have you ever seen anything funnier than Crowley sipping tea in a clerical collar?
