This week, the story wasnt about vampires.
Apparently, shes convinced hes a monster, so much so that she calls Sam and Dean for help.
Heading to South Dakota, we discover that Alex is adjusting nicely to life in high school.
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The birth control pills Jody sees in Alexs bag.
Arriving home with Alex, Jody sees Baby in the driveway.
As Sam says when Jody brings up the birth control pills: Oh were going there.
But poor Sam and Dean are the worst back-up in the world on this one.
All Dean can muster up is a What?
Because you know what?
Also, is this the first time weve seen the boys drink wine?
Shes worried at Claires lack of friends.
It seems all Claire does is troll for cases and read lore.
(And yes, in her case, thats a bad thing.)
Dean knows just what to do: Ask Sammy to talk to her.
Sam tries to convince her that, unlike family and school, monsters will always be around.
NEXT: Time to vamp
And this is where she gets her dose of the no-bulls brother.
(But how much did we love Dean trying to intimidate Alexs boyfriend with nothing but a look?
Suddenly Im dying to see Dean as a father to a teen.)
Inside the high school, they find nothing but a questionable custodian and some asbestos.
But thats all they need.
It seems the custodian is running around using a fake Social Security number.
Too bad he finds them before they can find him.
(Seriously, how long was that drive?)
the place where she was rescued from the vampire nest.
Well, she does.
But her bigger worry, I should say, is the fact that her boyfriend is a vampire.
So yeah, now all three women have been kidnapped.
Now, hes determined to punish Alex, starting with biting Claire.
But with two full-grown Winchesters and two Winchesters-in-the-making, these vamps dont stand a chance.
Dean takes out one, while Alex and Claire take care of Henry, the boyfriend.
The lesson: Regardless of the species, teenage boys only care about sex.)
They then head outside to say goodbye to Dean and Sam (and all their leftovers).
Claire promises Dean that she wont hunt like a dumba because Jodys going to show her how.
As for Alex, well, shes the Sam to Claires Dean.
Dean:I want that bumper sticker.
How much did you all love the mirror images between a young Sam and Dean and Alex and Claire?
And can Sam and Dean kindly be forced to interact with more teenage girls?
