Theres no tabloid scandal, string of famous exes, or #squadgoals on her resume.
Anyway, thats a topic for another time.)
Storytelleris Underwoods fifth studio album and will likely be her fifth to bow at No.
Credit: Jo Hale/Redferns
1; the lead single, Smoke Break, has already broken early records at country radio.
Aside from her powerhouse voice, its possibly the most defining thing about her.
And if Luke Bryan pounds acai smoothies instead of beer for breakfast, hell never tell.
Unlike Nashvilles most notable recent defector, Underwood isnt making any sudden Swift-ian shift toward pop.
Heres the best of the worst.
BEFORE HE CHEATS (2005)
The punishment her Polo-scented Romeo gets for stepping out?
A Louisville Slugger to both headlights.
COWBOY CASANOVA (2009)
Hes the devil in disguise/A snake with blue eyes.
But also: pretty delicious.
TWO BLACK CADILLACS (2012)
You say murder; his wife and mistress say justifiable homicide.
DIRTY LAUNDRY (2015)
That lipstick on your collar/Well, it aint my shade of pink.
Cant dry-clean this one, dude.
