Trump denied the report, saying, It was not me on the phone.
Clearly, Donald Trump acted as his own publicist under a pretend name.
He was then interrupted by a phone call from Trumps new publicist… John-ald Uh-Melania-witz?
Credit: CBS
He didnt have time back then.
He was too busy banging Madonna and Jessica Rabbit, he said.
Told by Colbert that Jessica Rabbit was an animated cartoon character, McJohnington didnt back down.
We had Looney Tunes sex, he said, betraying his fake identity.
I mean, Donald Trump did.
The bit continued for there, but ended when Colbert called out the lie.
Look, Mr. Trump, listen… Colbert said.
He was interrupted again.
Mr. Trumps not available, the fake Trump said.
Hes making love to Taylor Swift on a boat made of steaks.
Watch the sketch below.
