Tolkien muscles to explain why Gandalf could never officiate a wedding.
McKellen reportedly told Parker no, saying,I am sorry, Gandalf doesnt do weddings.
Damn right, Gandalf doesnt have time to marry you, Sean Parker, Colbert said on Friday.
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Hes a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor.
Colbert closed the rant with another practical reason for why Gandalf wouldnt be a good officiant.
