And that’s not all!
And then the movie just goes on like everything that just happened was totally normal.
Also, LOOK AT THOSE ALIENS.
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The Spice Bus, Interior
Every young girl who watched this movie wished she lived on the Spice Bus.
They even had fireman’s poles to slide down.
And a fish tank.
(It’s safe to say that diving is not her sport of choice.)
The Final Bus Chase
There aren’t enough wonderful words in the world to describe this sequence.
The Spice Girls are rushing to make their final concert … by standing on top of the bus?
Then there’s a miniature toy bus jumping the bridge, and wait, is that a bomb?
This movie knew it was campy and cheesy, and boy, did it have fun with it.
Hey, remember that time he CLIMBED OUT OF A TOILET?
Someone get this man a raise!
19" across the front, the girls were riding in serious style.
Scarys Space Suit
Which she just casually wears to multiple rehearsals and no one says a thing.
And it’s glorious.
Don’t tell us that isn’t brilliant.
Ginger Spice’s outfits
Jessica Rabbit would be proud.
Step’s Boot Camp
The ladies join Mr. Just girl power is all we need.
We know how we got this far.
Strength and courage and a Wonderbra."
Whatever, we’d watch that movie.
The Way Scary Says “Go”
When Scary says “go,” you “go.”
And then pair that with the naked butts of Italian men, and suddenly, it’s even better.
So perhaps they’re the real heroes of this film?
Sylvester Stallone would be proud.
(Spoiler: You are.)
Opening Credits
Is this a Bond film?
Is this the ’70s?
Whatever it is, we’re in.
And to prove it?
Because if anyone can properly deliver your baby, it’s the Spice Girls.
See, they care about their fans!
(Fame is a superpower, you know.)
(Hint: Definitely the latter.)
That time Baby slaps Posh
Sure, Posh asks for it, but still.
This Woman’s Hairdo
Honestly.
The ’90s were the best.
Babys Lollipops
You KNOW you went out and bought a whole pack of those lollipops after the movie.
(And your dentist hated you for it.)
“Do Godmothers Get Stretch Marks?”
Yes, they do.
Chess" on the rules of the game, you achieve peak greatness.
But hey, you’ve gotta appreciate that judge’s wig.
