Franklinsteins Monster isall you better know.
When she tries to thank him, he kills her, too.
He wasnt trying to be gallant!
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He thought he was murdering true love!
Chivalry is a dangerous lie, kids.
Weve got all kinds of cynical definitions of love on tap tonight.
First up: love as the idea that I know whats good for you better than you do.
He has no idea how much trauma shes still working through.
Abbie hasnt slept properly since she got back, and shes channeling her PTSD into pop culture references.
Someone really missed consuming media.
She also probably missed that confused face Crane makes when he doesnt know what shes talking about.
Crane encourages Abbie to talk about the year (!)
Facing The Kindreds handiwork does not help.
Its not that Abbies trying to wash her hands of their creation.
She just needs to talk this over with people who get it.
Heres an idea: What if Reynolds were one of those people?
The Mills sisters dont expand their circle of trust without a lot of pushing.
(I dont want to have a latte with my deadbeat dad.)
Theyve both got fair points.
The fact that shes still carrying her dads lighter doesnt help her cause.
Sleepy Hollows Cool Definition of Love No.
Franklins journals suggest a (typically human) moderating influence: music.
Meanwhile, Abbie and Crane look for the right tune to set the mood.
3: If you think you both feel it, youre probably wrong.
Zoe knows ghosting when she sees it, even if Crane doesnt.
Ready to put this behind her, Zoe shows up to retrieve a book that she lent Crane.
He doesnt know where it is.
Theres a lot to say.
He grabs her then, warning that Zoe dies if anyone follows, Franklinsteins Monster bolts.
(Pun definitely intended.)
Could this weeks Obligatory Betsy Ross Tie-In save the day again?
The medical supplies turn out to be a bride for The Kindred.
After tracking their monster to the carriage house (Its back!
), one half of Team Witness distracts The Kindred and frees Zoe, whos conveniently fainted.
The other half raises The Kindress from the dead.
As the carriage house burns (oh), everyone gathers outside to watchSleepy HollowbecomePride and Prejudice and Zombies.
As soon as The Kindred and The Kindress lock eyes, they lose interest in fighting with anyone else.
Its uncomfortable for everyone.
This relationship is progressing faster than a Disney animated movie.
When you know, you know, I guess.
The monsters hold hands and promenade off, at which point Crane finally admits, That was odd.
Is this whatSleepy Hollowreally thinks of love that it distracts people from all of their other purposes?
If so, the Hidden One agrees.
Elsewhere in unnecessary partnerships: Zoe and Crane are finally ready for some closure.
He returns her book, and she tells him that she doesnt think commitment is his problem.
Hes just not that into her.
(This is why Im not a Witness; Id obviously tell everyone.)
And now the Witnesses are keeping secrets from each other, too.
She doesnt tell her partner.
Im emotionally exhausted already.
