The results will surprise amuse you.
Sell us on a plot for aBatman v LEGO Batmanmovie.
T.J. MILLER:Batman leisurely takes LEGO Batman apart.
HBO
ZACH WOODS:To be honest, Id rather seeBatman vs. American Girl Doll Batman.
Just a higher-quality toy.
No amount of coaxing from Alfred can get him to go outside and make friends.
Pixar/Disney
The LEGO people are his slaves and playthings.
Very dark.The Babadookdirector Jennifer Kent is at the helm.
WhichStar Warscharacter deserves a spin-off?
CBS
MIDDLEDITCH:Sol Starbeg, CPA.
KUMAIL NANJIANI:Whichever walk-on part I can beg myself into for any of the next movies.
MARTIN STARR:Leia.
Facebook got its own movie.
Which other social-networking site merits one most?
Where is it now?
In some dark, terrible S&M vocation, Im sure.
STARR:Snapchat is already a short-form porno-flick extravaganza.
Season 6 ofGame of Thronesrecently ended.
Which deceased character are you convinced isnt actually dead?
STARR:Jon Snow.
I mean, its Jonathan Fing Snow!
Hes alive, I tell you.
WOODS:Who cares?
Tupac was just seen in Havana!
Martin Starr has been cast in the newSpider-Manmovie.
MIDDLEDITCH:Is it not a good time to say I dont like superheroes?
NANJIANI:I think it would depend on the competition.
Tobey would win at poker.
Garfield wins Best Hair.
But he would win that against any superhero or person in the world.
Tom wins Most Current.
MILLER:Tobey Maguire.
He was so cool playing poker in that one movie.
What is the all-time best movie featuring an ominous computer?
MIDDLEDITCH:The Imitation Game.
The utility bills alone, my heavens!
I like Johnny 5, if were talking about great robot/computer characters.
His smug environmentalism is chilling.
Like it or not, there is going to be a Tetris movie.
Which Tetris shape do you identify most with?
MILLER:The zigzag.
Because you dont know which it is, but you also do.
You dont know why, but you do.
WOODS:Any of them.
MIDDLEDITCH:Straight line.
You yearn for me.
But I never arrive.
NEXT:How would you like to see a character die in the next superhero movie?
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8.
If yourSilicon Valleycharacter had a superpower, what would it be?
And he would fail.
WOODS:A Spidey sense for finding sensibly priced teas.
And whos to say he doesnt already possess such a power?
(Not you.)
MILLER:JESTERs EyE
MIDDLEDITCH:Charles or David Koch.
Whats the nerdiest pickup line youve ever heard?
STARR:Whats 1 + 1?
NANJIANI:They must call you Hadouken,baby, because you aredownright fierce.
(You have to be a real nerd to get it.
Thats how nerdy it is.)
I have to check with Ron, my manager.
He can be a real piece.
How would you like to see a character die in the next superhero movie?
MILLER:From overlistening to Deepak Chopra.
NANJIANI:Just, like, drowning.
I guess this answer makes me sound like a psychopath.
12.Silicon ValleyandThe Big Bang Theorydo a crossover episode.
What is the story line?
STARR:Are you sure about that?
I feel like Id know about that if it were happening.
NANJIANI:We say f and they freak out.
MIDDLEDITCH:There are so many girls on that show.
Harrison Ford broke his leg while filmingThe Force Awakens.
What was the worst on-set injury you suffered while filmingSilicon Valley?
And I mean, ALL OVER THE GROUND.
WOODS:A bruised ego.
Ha-ha-ha, no, Im just kidding.
True answer: I broke my penis.
14.Star Trek Beyondis in theaters this month.
WhichSiliconcharacter would be the worst captain of the Enterprise?
NANJIANI:All of them would be terrible.
Only Monica would be good.
It should be Monica.
MIDDLEDITCH:Gavin Belson.
