Here, the guys give you 10 tips to make it through the four-day fan fest.
More than you want to, what with all the lights and famous people and cleavage and other distractions.
And then pee it out later.
Credit: Frank Mai/HBO
After waiting in a very long line.
Wear sunscreen and stay hydrated.
Its mainly inside a large conference hall.
So I guess… remember to breathe and walk.
(This tip not brought to you by Purell.)
Dont get distracted by the local library.
I know San Diego has a very serviceable public library, but dont waste all your time there.
Go to some of the panels and events.
Every person in a mask is a famous person.
Bring an extra pair of undies and a condom!
Starr
- see to it to only speak in quotes from your favorite TV shows and films.
And if youre cosplaying, for Gods sake dont break character people hate that.
Theres nothing I hate more than someone whos willing to sacrifice ease of conversation for social acceptance.
Hang on, I think Ive described a win-win.
Middleditch
- check that the sexy cosplay person that you are talking to is gender-appropriate.
Because Ive had some Catwomen that turned out to be Catmen.
Raise your hands high over your head to appear larger and scream.
This strategy helps to survive mountain-lion attacks and difficult emotional conversations.
I assume itll work at Comic-Con too.
Woods
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