With three different opening title sequences, you wouldthinkthe film couldnt get anymore epic, but youd be wrong.
April (Tara Reid) can spontaneously create lightsabers from her hand.
Extreme spoilers and many images that may frighten the art house film crowd to follow.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… SHARKNADO!
The first (of three) openings is a fittingStarWars-esque text crawl.
Carrot Top, the first real cameo!
A Chippendales dancer hip thrusts a shark flying at his crotch.
Fin and David Faustino sword-fight sharks aboard Adventure Islands boat.
Despite how the movie tries to persuade us to think shes not,fans did decideto save April.
April pulls an old Ford truck in her training montage.
She also has a voice-controlled arm that can wield lightsabers.
May the force be with you.
Theres an oilnado … and then it completely combusts, as oilnados do.
Reporting these many sightings of new tornadoes is Ron the anchorman, played by Gilbert Gottfried.
Stacey Dash is the Mayor of Chicago, a.k.a.
the Wicked Witch of the West (the movie said it, not us).
It wouldnt be a Syfy film without a political joke… right?
A sharknado meets a cownado, and a cow kicks a shark in the face.
Fin and April reunite!
April had survived believing her entire family was killed.
(Come on, April, theyre main characters.)
Its okay though, Fin borrows his dads mechanical suit, which allows him to fly.
Oh, and April can fly all on her own.
Despite their great efforts, all of the clan end up eaten by sharks.
Young Gil wields a baby chainsaw to save them all.
Well, thats it.
Theyve done it all.
What could they possibly think of forSharknado5?
A KardashianNado taking on the OlsenNado, perhaps?
