Lip’s de facto father figure casts him out for good
LOL, everything is miserable.
Meanwhile, Ian had a few episodes worth of happiness, so theShamelessuniverse has officially balanced the scales.
As Winston Churchill once said, If youre going through hell, keep going so lets just forge ahead.
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Youens, however, is not moved by the latter, telling him to keep grading, thanks.
Later, Lip asks him How long do you plan on putting me through this s?
and Youens finally decides to set some boundaries.
Lip does not take this well!
… Why even have kids if you cant stick by them when s falls apart?…
All these old, narcissistic alcoholics should just crawl in a hole and fing die.
Guys…do you think he might be projecting?
Then Lip breaks out his flask.
Ah yes, a cocktail of booze, anger, and misplaced daddy issues is just what he needs.
Okay, so, hedefinitelydeserved that, and yet, I am still very sad.
This has to mean he finally loses his scholarship, right?
How many chances is he going to get?
Not quite ready to stop digging that hole, Lip takes a crowbar or a shovel?
Hard to see to Youens car and gets tackled by campus security.
So, criminal charges, too?
Why not, right?
Ian begins working as a trainee EMT, and everyone loves him!
Almost immediately, none of this matters, and everything goes to hell!
His boss discovers that Ian lied about having a mental illness, and hes out.
Is this Calebs fault because he told Ian to lie?
Or would Ian not have gotten the job in the first place had he told the truth?
Either way, everything is bad.
(Also, like, food, though… Babiesdefinitelyneed food.
And to not get dropped.)
He wants to walk Fiona down the aisle, a notion Fiona scoffs at.
She just wants his money.
Frank fairly easily confesses to what he did, and everyone is pissed.
Debs cries that Derek will never speak to her again, and Fiona says it was a dick move.
They fight their way through the kitchen and into the yard while Fiona shouts at them to stop.
Theyll get over it, though she takes him inside the house to clean the blood off his face.
And for a $1,000 down payment, Frank puts out a hit on his future son-in-law.
I suppose their antics brought levity, but Im tired.
Hell continue popping by the house.
And now theyre officially a throuple?
Leave your sure-to-be-dashed hopes and dreams below.
Lip is doomed.)
