Lip self-destructs as Deb brings new life into the world
Lips downward spiral has been swift but devastating.
(Im still suffering about that.)
In any case, Paradise Lost was Lips undoing.
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And as his life collapsed like a house of cards, Debs brought a new Gallagher into the world.
And she named him after Frank.
Is Debs a malevolent fertility witch?
Why would she do that?
Anyway, lets go back to the beginning.
So…get grading.
A bit taken aback, Lip promises to get them done.
I gotta sell myself to ask for free?
But I digress.)
Because hes charming, though, his interview goes great.
Lip seems like a lock for the position, except… Gallaghers are fine with talking about their problems, right?
However, Lip never did grade those midterms, and Youens is pissed.
Youre taking a s in my mouth and saying you bought me dinner, Lip says.
Of course, this is the way things work in academia, but to Lip, Its fing bulls.
But bosses taking credit for your work is not limited to academia.
Youre smart, Youens tells him, but grow the f up.
No wonder your kid wants nothing to do with you.
Good job, Lip!!
Lip, youre killing me.
NEXT: Debs gives birth!
V and Svetlana get married!
Frank nearly loses a finger to a blowtorch!
Not too much else happened this episode.
He tries to purchase a fake I.D.
Kev feels betrayed and upset, but hes still married to his first wife, so…?
Double standards really suck, my dude.
(Im like aLaw & Orderwriter!)
Mr. Winslow still hates Carls ass, though.
TheShamelessstylists need to intervene, as I wish someone would have intervened onmyless-than-stellar teen #looks.
So then he has sex with every woman there?
Listen, it took up a lot of time in the episode, and I dearly wish it hadnt.
Debs freaks out after she discovers how woefully ill-equipped the commune is for bringing a baby into the world.
Mid-labor, she begs Frank to take her home, and to his credit, he does!
Debs gives birth on the Gallaghers kitchen table, and she names the baby Frances, after Frank.
The baby is doomed.
As shes taken to the hospital, she refuses Fionas offer to ride with her.
Its just me, Debs tells the paramedic.
Also, Ian is HIV-free.
Except maybe the lying?
But well see how that goes I can only hope for the best for poor Ian.
What are your predictions for everyone?
