What a bunch of nice kids.

Yeah, we need to talk about this episode.

Now, Audrey is a lot of things, but she is not an expert at disposing of evidence.

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Credit: Eliza Morse

First off, a shallow hole in the middle of grass is not exactly inconspicuous.

Secondly, maybe dont illuminate your entire process with blazing headlights?

Get it together, murder accomplice!

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Was this really happening?

DidScreamjust dispatch another one of its main hunks?

No this was not happening, and noScreamdid not.

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Ever hear of the term glass houses, you rude killer?

She was also steamed at Chill MomTM for, I dont know, doesnt matter.

Sometimes its hard to fill up 41 minutes, so at least these parents sometimes appear and say stuff.

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Thats the least parents can do sometimes.

This definitely made Stavo seem like a creep, but probably just in a horror fan kind of way.

NEXT: Surprise, youre high!

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Luckily Brooke walked up and helped him seal the deal.

Its a good thing she had been listening in from across the yard.

So then Eli and Emma teamed up to plan Kierans surprise party.

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They decided they should throw it at Emmas house because what was Chill MomTM gonna do about it?

Classic accidental almost mouth bopping move.

Love triangles involving cousins can be pretty fun sometimes.

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And I probably dont need to tell you that this didnt go so well.

For one thing, everyone began puking.

Usually thats the sign of a party gone wrong.

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Which meant… You guessed it: Hallucinations!

Stavos eyes were glowing with firelight, which I think means hes the devil.

Or he just had cool eyes.

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Okay, that was genuinely freaky,Scream.

Thats an awkward mistake.

Zoe didnt seem to mind, though, as she made out with both of them also.

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In other words, accidental ayahuasca trip or not, this party ended up pretty well!

What made things even worse was that the killer seemed to be REAL.

What a bunch of Sherlocks.

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So I think we can all pretty much relax when it comes to Stavo.

Or maybe she could actually use the psychological help?

So just as their flirtation seemed to be taking off, Zoe and Noah were now dunzo.

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Aw, poor guy.

But at least Brooke got to have herCarriemoment.

AndScreameven one-uppedCarrieby drenching its starlet in HUMAN BLOOD instead of some dumb pigs.

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Credit where credits due:Screamis capable of memorable moments!

Lets keep it that way?

What did YOU think of Happy Birthday to Me?

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