Murder with a side of mashed potatoes.
A quiet, uneventful Thanksgiving for Kappa Kappa Tau?
She’s angling for the now-available seat at the Radwell family dinner table.
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“Gravity killed Hester; I just gave her a push,” Chanel coos.
Chanel promises to show him the body but only if he promises not to do sex things to it.
And you’re right.
“Is this a meat locker a wormhole to an alternate universe?”
Chad and Chanel depart for the Hamptons but not without Chanel worried Hester has her number.
The rest of Kappa follows suit, dispersing for Thanksgiving.
Well, sort of.
She hastily returns to the sorority house and finds Dean Munsch in the kitchen butchering the aforementioned Tiburon.
The Dean agrees to cook (and eat) for No.
3 but only if she’ll play a post-dinner game of charades.
Even though Grace’s dad lives, like, a mile away and has been stood up by Gigi.
Grace ultimately takes pity on Wes and invites him over for dinner.
5 abandoned by her family, who took off for the Maldives also finds her way back.
“Welcome, Chanel,” says dad Alan Thicke Radwell.
“Chad hasn’t mentioned you.Ever.”
Mom Julia Duffy Radwell and brothers Chad Michael Murray Radwell and Patrick Schwarzenegger Radwell aren’t much more hospitable.
Dean Munsch goes first.
She’s convinced it’s Baby Manson (a.k.a.
3 her father is Charles Manson, after all.
3 returns the favor and accuses Munsch.
And we know she’s capable of killing as evidenced by her bologna non-allergy.
(Her supposed intolerance had helped clear her name in her ex-husband’s murder.
(Although with two Red Devils running around, that seems like sort of a moot point.)
Plus, Grace was visiting KKT the day Melanie Dorkus had her unfortunate spray-tan accident the year before.
All very suspicious, indeed.
But not so fast!
(Where you been, Pete!?)
He’s touting his own educated guess, namely that the killer is Wes!
He wants to keep Grace safe (i.e.
out of a sorority), so he tries to disband it using murder.
Then there’s the most damning evidence of all: AMaurypaternity test proves that Wes is Boone’s father!
(I did not see that one coming!)
Grace is for sure Boone’s sister, but is she Boone’s murderous sister?
That’s the question.
Back at the Radwell residence, things aren’t going much more smoothly.
And they arrive just in time for turkey.
This will be one Black Friday, indeed.
