Black Hairy Tongue Disease will have to find a new patron.
The race for president is heating up.
The race for Kappa Kappa Tau president, that is.
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(Sorry, Hilz, youll have to sit this debate out.)
And the finishing touch?
The Chanels dressed up as the wives of fallen presidents, with Chanel as a bubblegum Jacqueline Kennedy.
But petulant sorority sisters should be the least of Chanels worries.
Dean Munsch gathers KKT and the Dollar Scholars for an important announcement: Shes closing down campus.
On the biggest candle night of the year!
Perhaps sensing Chanels weakened position, No.
6 begins recruiting co-eds for her scheme to become Zaydays Dick Cheney.
Jennifer, whom she flips by revealing Chanels closet full of once-used-and-now-abused Diptyque candles.
(FYI, those suckers retail for 60 bucks a pop at Barneys.)
Cut to the police arresting Chanel during math class for the murder of Ms. Bean.
Chanel: Oh my God, Im burping uncontrollably like Robert Durst.
Grace sees ChanelsOrange Is the New Blackepisode as an opening to rally the sisters to find Zayday.
3, being the next in line numerically, is in charge and feeling ambivalent.
Undeterred, Grace, with Pete following, goes looking for her dad.
Except, well, hes ending his salad date with Gigi in a bed of, uh,notlettuce.
Like, a regular bed.
Theyre making out to Black Velvet, and its thousand islands of awkward when Grace walks in.
(Cant you keep it in your pants while kids are being murdered,Dad!?)
Anyway, Munsch has enlisted Denise to help track down Zaday.
NEXT: Brother, may I?
With her time behind bars come to an end thanks to a bail out by No.
3 and Predatory Lez Chanel returns to Kappa House to confront No.
5, who she believes is the narc.
5 refuses, Chanel employs a certainDora the Explorer-flavored sex tape as leverage.
5 heads out with the two sides of her Eiffel Tower, Roger and Dodger, in tow.
And when the Red Devil unsurprisingly makes an appearance wielding gardening sheers, the brothers force No.
5 to choose between them.
Loser Dodger literally has his guts ripped out.
Denise tases Gigi, who in turn tases the Red Devil.
Denise runs to get the others, but when she returns, the Red Devil has disappeared.
And as it so happens, Zayday has escaped her flower-gifting, Oakland-nacho-preparing kidnapper (admirer?)
just in time because Chanel has called for a vote for Kappa president, despite her competitors absence.
And hot on Zaydays heels is Grace, whos just happy to see her friend alive.
You shouldnt worry about me, says Zayday.
Im like blackDie Hard.
Except, she slows down.
Because theyre…in cahoots!
Hes gotta go, she commands.
