One more sorority sister’s light got snuffed out.
We all have mommy issues.
And, well, the exhibits are weak sauce, to be sure.
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5 has uncovered a mysterious anagram of Zaydays name (I may slay Liz Daw).
Then, epiphany: They must start at the beginning.
And by beginning, I mean the Hag at Shady Lane.
She was probably arrested or committed at some point, right?
They return to the mental hospital from last week and question the woman who paints them all.
She shows them a likeness of Gigi.
And then a likeness of Gigi holding two babies (a boy and a girl).
Are we now looking for Bathtub Babies, plural?
Raise your wicks, you guys.
(Eternal Flame may have been the most spot-on soundtracking of this season.)
To make matters worse, Denise has come up empty with evidence in the case against Zayday.
She claims its mostly due to the fact that her investigation is lacking in the financial resources department.
Chanel agrees to 10 percent (i.e.
$300,000) upfront.
That should be enough for Denise to at least buy an Arbys franchise, right?
To Chanel, this spells ruin, so she calls in more backup: detectives from Scotland Yard.
Shes not going to let a few jurisdictional issues come between her and her position as co-president.
Oh, and the truth, too.
Grace is also in search of the truth and confronts Gigi with the evidence shes gathered against her.
Yep, she and Wes are engaged.
Chanel relishes delivering this news to Grace.
She suggests to Grace that maybe they entered each others lives to help with their mom issues.
The episode concludes with the return of a familiar face.
And, no, Im not talking about Joaquin Phoenix.
Or Walking Phoenix, for that matter.
No, its Boone!
Whos grown a beard and every day is muscling.
Because in 2015, nothing is more important than your brand.
I feel like we can say those things with a fair amount of certainty.
The guy loves the male power ballads of 1995, for goodness sake!
