Pour one out for Earl Grey.
Never have I ever wanted a TV novelization more thanThe Collected Ghost Stories of Denise Hemphill.
Girl needs to put down those handcuffs and pick up a pen right this minute!
Credit: Patti Perret/Fox
Yep, a Japanese urban legend.
But Id still buy the audiobook.
Not a compelling ghost story?
After being recognized by No.
What is this pre-occupation Boone has with Zayday?
More on that to come.
an invitation to the familys Thanksgiving feast at their Hamptons compound).
Chanel has competition for the invite, though, in the form of No.
Once again in her neck brace (because her spinal column is collapsing), No.
Aside from the Hamburglar breath and Pooh belly, Chad says its mostly because shes poor.
Meanwhile, all of the ghost stories that the girls have been telling start to happen in real life.
Before she makes up her mind, though, the Red Devil crashes the stall and attacks.
6s Meathook Killer story (otherwise known asHigh Beams) comes true, and when No.
6 pulls over, the Red Devil emerges from the backseat to kill her truck-driving savior.
She speeds back to campus.
Chanels response: c’mon attempt to get attacked in a fresh and exciting way.
And, well, sadly he does.
Its a sad day for tea enthusiasts and six-pack lovers alike.
But karma, as they say, is a bitch and Boone gets his.
Stabbing him in the chest.
Heres another thing we know: There wont be any more births in the Kappa House anytime soon.
Through a bit of trickery, Chanel gets No.
6 to admit shes not actually pregnant.
And, well, thats just too much for Chanel to handle and she shoves No.
6 down the stairs.
What I just did will become a new ghost story, Chanel proclaims.
A cautionary tale about what happens when hog-faced bitches attempt to steal hotter Kappas boyfriends.
And that may be the most chilling tale of them all.
Prime Suspects: It probably goes without saying that my pick for Red Devil No.
1 remains Boone (RIP).
I guess theres really only one Red Devil left, so Red Devil No.
2 becomes Red Devil No.
Anyway, my pick for the second Red Devil is obviously no longer Zayday.
Boone wouldnt have tried to sleep with his own sister, would he?
(Theyre not that kind of family, are they?)
Its a fairly safe bet that someone else is his twin.
Is there any way another victim could be faking her death?
2, for instance, who already came back as a ghost in a vision to Chanel?
Sure, she was supposedly cremated, but we never saw that, did we?
Maybe its far-fetched, but Im going to add No.
2 to my most-wanted list.
How do you like them doughnuts?
