It’s all doorbuster deals and botched cryo-murder schemes for the Kappa Kappa Taus.
(Black Friday is, after all, Chanel’s second favorite holiday after Chanel-o-ween.)
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I really hope he names it Designing Detectives and sets up shop in Atlanta.
And she arrives at the mall just in time to give a shot to save Chanel’s life.
You see, the Kappa Kappa Taus spent the whole day (or was it night?)
With the Red Devil.
And she paid dearly for it, taking a crossbow arrow to the shoulder.
But she wastes too much time on exposition: Her deputy gets shot, and the Red Devil escapes.
And, surprisingly, goody two-shoes Grace (a.k.a.
Talking Pumpkin) agrees to the plan.
In fact, the only hold-out is Zayday.
But how will they off Munsch?
“I say we poison her,” Grace and Chanel chime in unison.
The lone wolf invites Pete to the house for the reading of Boone’s will.
Were Boone and Pete lovers?
Pete claims Boone was his source into the campus' Greek system.
Or, as Pete so elegantly puts it: “He was my Deep Throat.”
(At this point, Chad will take whatever he can get, right?)
(Certainly not a hollow threat on this show!)
Munsch downs the whole jar of juice yet shows no signs of distress.
With their plan foiled, Grace turns to Pete for a little sympathy.
Grace demurs and says she’s not in the right headspace for it.
Surprisingly, even Zayday sides with the dark side.
Grace retreats to her father’s house, where she finds Wes and Pete in cahoots, researching Gigi.
Gigi took over raising the twins into killers to avenge her sister’s death.
Talk about a long con.
With Poison Protocol a flop, the girls devise a new plan to kill Dean Munsch: Cryo Code.
They’re going to freeze her to death.
But it doesn’t work.
It appears the dean is indestructible.
Chanel’s final scheme takes inspiration from No.
6’s Rasputin ramblings: They’re going to drown her.
Cathy will live to chug cider another day.
And maybe that’s okay because Pete is starting to look mighty suspicious.
It’s then that Grace shows up on his doorstep, ready to proffer her V-card.
But he won’t.
