MTV’s adaptation of the beloved horror franchise is back and grosser than ever
Gale: Is she dead?
Sidney: I dont know.
They always come back.
Credit: Eliza Morse
Because they do; they always come back.
and more Hmm lets try that again.
That character was rightfully shot in the head.
Credit where credit’s due: Scream killed off a major character in its season premiere. I was wrong to doubt it!.
And judging by I Know What You Did Last Summer, it already is.
Lets talk about it!
So, uh, this one was better than that one.
At least the killer didnt use Snapchat again!
As you’re able to see from her expression, Audrey was not super jazzed about this film.
Possibly because the cast wasnt very interesting and the writing wasnt intelligent or funny or scary at all?
Or it could also have been because she was suddenly receiving texts from some mysterious buzzkill!
At least a dude in a melted Ghostface mask had the courtesy of photo-bombing them.
Andthistime he was wearing a body camera because 2016.
Anyway, she broke a display case and grabbed a prop ice pick and stabbed the guy!
Who among usdidntgo around traumatizing murder-survivors during our teenage years?
Just a classic prank.
Emma gotta do Emma.
Also, do you even remember this guy?
hey dont lie to impress me, because no you dont.
His hair looks better now, though, right?
NEXT: Somebody sure knows what Audrey did last summer!
Their secret romance was now dunzo (do teens still say dunzo?).
A new thing this episode got into was dream sequences.
FINALLY, what horror needs more of is scares with zero stakes.
Quick question, was this supposed to be a pig?
Because that thing looks very LOL in general.
Then Jake stepped into a bear trap and got his a** beaten with a baseball bat.
Yeah, see, this was not going to be one of his best experiences in my opinion.
Did you know that high school students take psychology classes now?
Also, I dont trust this teacher on account of her slipping Emma her digitsin the middle of class.
Save it for Facebook, horny.
Behavior this creepy this early means hes definitely not the killer.
I liked this new girl though:
Zoe seems chill.
Id let her read my dream journal, wouldnt you?
NEXT: A main character gets killed off!
At this point, the unknown texter was just being annoying.
Like, how dare he or she riff on theothergreat Kevin Williamson slasher of the late 90s?
Whoops sorry, had to take a nap real quick.
Emma and this guy were broken up but now theyre kissing again.
Sarah Koenig is hard enough.
Old habits die hard I guess?
But she should definitely look up how to block unknown numbers from texting her.
That might make things easier.
But it wasnt until she noticed the hooded figure in the doorway that shereallygot concerned.
Whoops, get out of there, girl!
And there we hadScreams first cliffhanger of the season!
Otherwise, to counter Sidney Prescott: It wont be coming back, and neither will we.
Credit where credit’s due: Scream killed off a major character in its season premiere. I was wrong to doubt it!.
