But because this isScreamand its average death toll is lower thanDowntonAbbeys,of coursenobody died.
But just takingScreams mission statement at face value: WHO is the killer?
Meaning that yeah, You-Know-Who is still my pick.
Credit: Eliza Morse
To paraphrase Stavo, Prove me wrong, show!
Anyway, lets talk about this episode!
But the killer didnt stop at defacing the ceiling…
He or she (he) ALSO scrawled a generic threat onto Audreys mirror as well!
But at this point I became less worried about Audreys safety and more concerned about how heavy she sleeps.
Audrey should probably stop snorting lines of crushed Ambien before bed in my opinion.
At school the kids were all slightly suspicious of each other whilealsohanging out and being each others support systems.
Hey, remember when that house burned down last week?
The authorities found out about it and furthermore they found out about the two charred corpses in the bathtub.
Anyway, two new corpses!
(Which was boring.)
This did not make Emma smile.
And Emma did not seem particularly interested in letting Eli explain himself, which bummed him out a ton.
So whatever burgeoning flirtation had been developing between them was probably over now.
Eli was just going to have to creepycrawl some other girls heart.
Oh, remember that Lady of the Lake beauty pageant thing?
It was not canceled, apparently.
In other words someone was going to die tonight.
Or, since this isScreamthe TV series, nobody was going to die tonight.
Here was the dress that Zoe designed for herself, do you like it?
Looks great to me, I didnt see what the problem was.
Just kidding, Zoe had basically designed herself a brokedown Princess Jasmine look and Brooke was NOT having it.
She didnt have time for this foolishness because it was makeover oclock and Zoe was already 10 minutes late.
(I dont know.)
As you could probably imagine, this made the Sheriff very steamed.
But ever since I decided that Kieran is the killer I cant even listen to his lies.
But look at that bow tie!
Look at that cotton candy flower bouquet.
If this didnt get Zoe horny, nothing would.
Outside at the carnival (because most beauty pageants take place at carnivals, right?
(Wait, IS this set in Louisiana?)
Anyway, Emma was not pleased to see Eli get his a handed to him for any reason.
And truly, out of the two of them, Kieran definitely seemed a little more psycho.
Only time will tell which one of them is the real killer j/k time has already told.
Unfortunately, shed been drinking an entire flask of booze backstage.
Fortunately, this worked in EVERYBODYS favor.
She ran to that microphone with the determination of Jerri Blank…
I got somethin to say!
And yes, her speech was pretty great.
You tell em, girl!
Admittedly people seemed pretty baffled by the speech, but points for audacity!
This concerned the Sheriff because Stavo had drawn a picture of Mr. Branson handcuffed to a bed.
How had Stavo evenseenMr.
Branson in that particular scenario?
Dont worry about it, Stavo is most definitely not the killer.
WHAT was Kieran up to??
Also, in a rare political statement,Screamfeatured this very rude caricature of Donald Trump.
Outside, cops had responded to gunshots and then guess who busted out of the funhouse?
Or at least someone with the killers mask on who was waving his hands around frantically.
Also Emma, who ran out and attempted to shoot the killer in the head.
But it was Kieran!
But to his credit, it worked!
But Eli being the killer is just a hypothetical because come on.
Noah just couldnt catch a break!
Meanwhile Brooke and Stavo had a sleepover, but it wasnt too sexual dont worry.
She just wanted someone to cuddle up with and he seemed like hed be good at that.
And this was what constituted this weeks cliffhanger: Emmas blank stare.
Village of the Damned was fine.
It contained severalingredientsof a successful slasher if not the actual end result.
We now have two episodes left to get these story lines tied up and the killer revealed.
Will we ever see Emmas father again?
What was up with the pig farm stuff?
Will at leastonemore person die?
All exciting questions just begging to be answered.
