A mask-themed warehouse rave suddenly turned violent!
The first season had 10 episodes, but season 2 is 12 episodes, not 10.
Thats two more episodes than was originally assumed by this writer.
Credit: Eliza Morse
That means this weeks was not the second-to-last episode, it was the fourth-to-last episode.
Because, again, this season is 12 episodes and not 10.
Anyway, a girl got stabbed to death.
Lets talk about The Orphanage!
In it, Emma found herself chased down by three concerned friends who just wanted to talk.
And she reacted to their concern very reasonably…
She stabbed them all!
Suddenly bodies were hitting the floor just like in that one song about bodies hitting the floor!
(God, imagine if it had!)
But interestingly enough, she was also SLEEP WALKING.
Good thing Chill MomTM intercepted her and wrested the very real knife from her hands.
But this didnt cheer her up at all.
In fact, Emma just got even more steamed and ticked about Audreys role in the Piper situation.
Which, again, Emma and Audrey hadnt talked it out the night before?
At leastsomebodyshaving fun on this show.
This just seemed like an important screengrab.
I cant remember what happened here.
I think he stole her lipstick?
Also Gustavo has a tattoo on his spine… of a spine.
At school, Noah came under fire for not immediately telling everyone about Audrey the instant hed found out.
Question is rhetorical because it was basically ALL they cared about.
Emma even shoved Audrey into some lockers!
Kieran, just just kill everybody already.
This hurt Emmas feelings!
So there was also the question of WHO had sent the recording of Audrey to Emma.
This put her in an awkward spot considering she had originally denied any wrongdoing.
But she now claimed shehadntsent the thing to Emma.
(Also, I loved being able to look at Noahs inbox here.
Why did his spam filter fail to catch that special promotion email?
This was a far more compelling mystery than the whodunnit.)
This week he confessed to her that back in Arizona, Gustavo had accidentally shot his friends head off.
Was Gustavo a killer?
But was he THE killer?
Emma and Kieran heard that the psychology teacher was still alive and hanging out in the hospital.
Anyway, she opened her eyes and saw Emma and began to scream!
So they did sex all over his bedroom!
What a couple of animals.
Afterward, Noah discovered that there was a secret recording gear under his desk!
The killer truly had a lot of time on his hands.
and discovered that the teacher had been a classmate of Pipers!
Which would suggest that the teacher was somehow in league with Piper.
Except that we know the teacher is not a killer.
So what exactly did this twist reveal?
At least it was something.
Truly impossible to care.
But Brooke cared and she was MAD.
Again, questionable priorities as there was a killer on the loose, but fine.
There was a mask-themed warehouse rave going on there!
Weirder still, the e-blast had been signed by party throwers Emma and Audrey!
Ugh, nothings worse than sleeping with a party promoter, am I right ladies?
This girl might have been random and inexplicably cruel, but at least she was interesting.
Then Emma and Audrey followed their nostrils and found a room plastered in photos of Piper.
But guess who was also in that room?
Chill MomTM had some splaining to do!
Anyway, it was another classicScream-patented corpse-reveal-as-scare, but it wasnt even the last one in this episode!
Hanging a corpse from the ceiling like this must be exhausting!
Somebody should check to see if Kierans panting in a corner somewhere.
The Orphanage was quite an episode.
Did you like it?
Like, keep a defibrillator nearby is what Im saying.
