The bad times continued in TV’s deadliest suburb
Someone has been murdering!
Who has been murdering?
To the best of my knowledge I have not been murdering, but anything is possible.
Credit: MTV
I feel like we can figure this out.
Who has been doing all the murdering?
But then again, quick question: Who done it?
Who done all the murdering?
The Swedish one has this incredible scene in which a local gal is attacked by CGI cats.
But if it is so dumb and stupid then why do I still think about it A LOT?
Why is that my favorite moment from that particular film?
At least it wasnt boring!
Memorable beats boring any day.
Anyway, lets talk about this episode ofScream.
Hold the phones, especially the ones with vocoder apps: This cold open was genuinely great!
A normal morning for anyone, really.
But then, wait a sec, this wasnt the double-wide hed been living in.
It was too nice!
Oh, and brandishing a knife as he did it.
Meanwhile the Sheriff showed up at Emmas house because her I.P.
address had been used to send some bogus emails from a dead girls account.
But as Chill MomTM pointed out, Emma is no criminal mastermind.
Those things she is great at.
Planning elaborate murders, not so much.
The next morning they woke up and seemed to be close friends again.
Next stop: The Grindhouse, where a sudden run-in with Zoe got Noah all horny again.
address thing, which he again caused.
She was medium ticked!
(Who can tell?)
At least Brooke was feeling a strong emotion lately.
Specifically it was stress about having tied up and terrorized her former lover, Mr. Branson.
And wouldnt you know it, healsofound a creepy childhood photo of Emma!
But this time the adult pictured with her had had his or her face scratched out.
But seriously, that photo wasnt even the creepiest thing in that place.
Theres something truly terrifying about a kitchen that doesnt have a stove butdoeshave a food processor.
What kind of terrible ghoul had been living here??
It was then time for Noahs date with Zoe, and she had a whole day planned.
It involved hanging out by the lake and also LYING.
Except Noah had applied to the same program, and it had NOT happened during the months she mentioned.
When called out, Zoe backtracked and admitted that shed had a troubled adolescence or whatever.
Also she was still a beautiful lady, so Noah wasnt too mad about the lie.
But rather than feel scared or even confused, Brooke mostly just felt annoyed.
Howdarehe escape those novelty sex handcuffs?
But what was this beside the coffee maker?
Which had a bright red flashing light, making it invisible to the naked eye.
The killer had filmed Brooke entering the empty bedroom, but why?
Probably not worth losing sleep over.
Thats when Zoe emerged in a bikini and they mouth-attacked each other.
He just sorta grumbled and exited again.
Weve all been there.
(Where YOU been Kieran?)
Then Noah went to a Walgreens and tried to buy condoms.
Oh jeez, this psychology teacher.
But just because a character acts shady doesnt mean theyre the killer!
Also, in 12 silent seconds, her entire office got destroyed when her back was turned.
Oh great, not only was there a killer on the loose, theres also a poltergeist?
Anyway, then the killer popped out and showed the teacher a crusty severed hand.
She was like, I dont want it, and the killer chased her anyway!
Thats when she stumbled upon Mr. Branson, who, you guessed it, was not dead!
For multiple reasons this was going to be a major bummer for the janitor who discovered her.
Hopefully his or her perfectly combed hair didnt get messed up in the process!
And then she emailed it to herself!
Lets hope Noah never looks in his sent folder, otherwise he might have to rethink his sex life.
He had made a decision to lose his virginity and that washappening.
Which was why Audrey immediately barged in.
What was a bicurious bestie to do?
So yeah, thats why Audrey was suddenly standing in his bedroom trying not to reflex gag.
But she had important news: Their psychology teacher had mashed her skull on the hallway floor!
The final sequence centered on Elis attempts to get Emma to cheer up and have fun for once.
This meant, you guessed it, creepy crawling in an abandoned suburb!
This was in the model home the two teens had broken into to drink wine and flirt.
Thank goodness those air fresheners were there, otherwise this wouldnt have been a sexy scenario at all.
She loved Kieran and was not interested in being in a love triangle with two cousins.
This show might befilmedin Louisiana, but it wasnt SET there.
Before Eli could sufficiently pout at the rejection, guess what happened?
THE HOUSE BURNED DOWN.
It just straight-up burst into flames and they had to escape!
Which was fine for them, but what about Mr. Branson, whose eyes suddenly blinked open?
Man, that guy just cant catch a break.
I guess the next big question is what exactly was that photograph of Emma about?
And whats her father been up to, besides being the resident red herring?
I guess we better keep tuning in!
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