There are seasons ofVeepthatve boasted a higher death rate.
It was almost as though Noahs earlier reference to the torture porn of theSawfranchise was foreshadowing!
Yep, you heard that right.Screamthe TV series CAN be meta sometimes.
Credit: MTV
In other words, torture porn killed slashers.
Anyway, lets talk about Jeepers Creepers!
We began with a brief montage of each of our characters dealing with the emotional fallout from Jakes death.
And as it’s possible for you to see, everyone handled it differently.
Audrey kicked a bag.
And Emma dealt with her grief the old-fashioned way: By accepting a phone call from UNKNOWN.
It was the killer, and he or she was in the mood to taunt our Final Girl.
But she was not super happy about it and really gave him or her a piece of her mind.
Which in this case was a befuddled stammer.
Better luck next time, Emma.
So next thing we knew, she was barging into Noahs bedroom so that eyeball his murder board.
But she was alarmed to discover that Audrey was now his prime suspect.
Uh, but heres a question: Is Noah extremely stupid?
Like, should he be in a facility somewhere?
Worried about Noahs brain.
Especially when he decided to start stalking Audrey and she immediately spotted him.
But dont worry, he saved the situation by pretending he was bike shopping.
I dont know either.
Sounded like a good plan.
Yeah, they had bonded while high on ayahuasca, but relationships have been founded on less.
This episode also saw Audrey and Stavo getting friendlier.
Still, Audrey was ready to let bygones be bygones for some reason.
She was no longer suspicious of Stavo.
And you guessed it, it turned out the high school psychology teacher had been LYING.
That she was starting to seem kinda shady has left me shocked and reeling j/k.
But this just meant it was Brookes time to shine.
This meant she was suddenly arranging late-night trysts with her former teacher, and these trysts involvedhandcuffs.
Which meant he had been deemed innocent.
She had places to be!
Which was why she left without un-cuffing Mr. Branson.
Now its my favorite mask?
Credit where credits due.
But yeah, this was just Stavo taking mask selfies, what of it?
Brooke showed up and was not super mad to see him without his shirt on.
Brooke is very relatable sometimes.
NEXT: Maybe avoid abandoned carnivals at night?
Alas, the killer was waiting in the car for him!
But what was going on?
Had we accidentally fallen asleep during the part where SHE got kidnapped as well?
A classic, flawless plan.
Unfortunately Emma showed up wondering where everybody was, and Audrey had to admit what shed done.
Kieran also arrived, because why not?
So now all four of them were running the H*CK out of there.
It was time for Audrey to come clean, so she finally did.
Obviously the shadiest part was the handwritten angle letter.
Noah kinda forgave Audrey on the spot, but do you know who didnt?
Reader, he taped her confession.
First order of business?
SAWING HIS HAND OFF.
Cauterizing his stump with an iron!
Which means we can and should expect at least four more episodes of his torture and prolonged death.
Sure beats having to kill anyone else off.
Jeepers Creepers certainly did provide more thrills, chills, and spills than last weeks dreadfully boring episode.
I still like Brooke and Audrey, so thats something!
And I think Im starting to like Stavo?
If this became the Brooke and Stavo hour, I would not be mad.
