We have seen somebusinessthis season onScorpion.
(Okay, I actually have a problem, but thats for a different place and time.)
So, we should be safe, right?
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It should be a calm winter finale, right?
Team Scorpion is heading to the mountain, unplugged, this Christmas.
You read that right: Scorpionunplugged.
Even Walter has agreed to the gadget-free Christmas-getaway terms.
Walter, Cabe, Shadow Cabe, and Ralph head off into the woods.
Walter and Tim split up to cut down a tree, but per usual, its never easy.
Before it goes off, though, the man goes rogue and hits his captors with a shovel.
The remaining gunrunner shoots the man as he heads for Walter and Tim, but they manage to escape.
Cabe and Ralph find the trio, and low and behold…
The escapee is an undercover agent named Sam that Cabe vaguely knows.
Such a popular guy, that Cabe.
Cabin-side, Toby and Paige are working on cookies for Happys arrival.
Toby paints it like it is: Tim is staying for Paige, but Walter loves her.
Its nothing we dont know.
Theyre interrupted by Sly and Happy arriving in costume, which is apparently what Toby is into.
The team makes it back to the cabin before the gunrunners get there, but they arent far behind.
), but he gets spooked by Cabes government license plates.
With the team having a wireless weekend, they must break into Walters gift for Paige: a laptop.
you could tell Paige hasnt been that excited since Katharine McPhee won herLip Sync Battleagainst Jason Derulo!
The plan is to use the laptop to build a two-way radio.
As Sly puts it together, they assemble a series of traps for the cabin,Home Alone-style.
Just as Paige walks up, Walter tells Tim hell never be a real member of Scorpion.
Happy and Sly get the radio set up and the team tries to call for help.
It seems to be successful; unfortunately, it also catches the attention of the men outside.
One by one, they manage to take down their enemies.
Hes not a secret agent… Hes another gunrunner.
Fortunately, Ralph still has the knife he was given earlier and manages to cut himself free.
It seems this crew cant keep from finding their way onto curvy roads with hairpin turns.
Cabe holds Sam at gunpoint and all is well.
Back at the warehouse, Cabe permanently gifts the knife to Ralph.
He wanted to give it to his grandson one day and this is his chance to do just that.
But theres no crying on Team Scorpion, so dry your tears.
But lets talk about Waige, because its the Christmas season and we deserve a little resolution.
If you thought that meant theyre breaking up, it doesnt.
Shadow Cabe says theyll make it work and Skype every day, and theyll still get the holidays together.
Its annoying, but it does leave quite the open window for Walter.
With Shadow Cabe leaving, Happy, Toby, and Sly give him a heartfelt goodbye.
Tim tells Walter that Scorpion is Walters team and he made this decision on his own.
And even though we love Waige, its hard to tell Shadow Cabe goodbye.
Almost as hard as it is to know this is our lastScorpionuntil 2017…
