Nothing ruins a perfectly good scepter like a heavy dose of polonium

Oh,Scorpion.

Little harsh, Toby.

But the bigger issue tonight is that were in court.

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Haywood (Horatio Sanz) steps in for Ralph but seems to be crashing pretty hard.

But if they pull it off, they get (insert Dr.

Evil accent) $1 million.

Of course, the trio doesnt figure that out until its too late.

Walter turns off the lights, and they blind the guard with flashlights.

It allows Happy to break in and make their way closer to the scepter.

Once Happy makes it to the scepter, she has to remove it from a pressure plate.

NEXT: What cell service does Walt have?

And of course, its just your everyday vile of polonium, which is highly toxic.

Meanwhile, Linda keeps calling Walters cell.

The plan works, but the team gets buried under an avalanche of silt and debris.

Eventually, they break free and escape out the top.

As theyre being chased by soldiers, Sly and Paige relay some pretty crucial information.

Agent Cook was a secret U.S. operative in East Germany back in the day.

Once Walter and team escape the soldiers, Agent Cook comes out of nowhere for the scepter.

Happy passes it to him, but Toby stops Cook to give him a diamond.

It doesnt make any sense, but we have to trust our team, ya know?

As Agent Cook gets away, Walter develops a new plan using two pine cones and a bullet.

They use the sap on the pinecone and lace it with the gunpowder.

Walter sneaks back in and drops down a badge whose badge?

Oh, just Agent Cooks.

Where did they get it?

Agent Cook cant leave the base without his badge, but he does get caught with that scepter.

THE DAY IS SAVED!

[Paiges birthday] Important because her mothering instincts are superlative.

[The day he met Ralph] Important because its the day I realized I wasnt alone.

And then Walter has the most fatherly moment with Ralph.

He tells her that its okay and they can still be friends.

But the most important part of the episode?

Sly and Toby working together to use Happys napkin to extrapolate her ring size.

I can tell you about feelings all day long thats Paiges and my specialty.