And Ru wont let us forget it.
Thats right, the eighth season premiere ofRuPaulsDrag Racemarks the 100th episode in the landmark series run.
Lets think back on the shows incredible history.
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So many unforgettable queens.
So many barriers broken.
So many filthy puns.
So many Werk Room fights.
So many miles of hairy tuck-tape.
So many Shangela appearances hallelu!
Judging from this new crop of queens, I remain hopeful that that will be the case.
(Isnt that true of anyone with no butt?
(Is it anything like Ornacia?)
She also didnt give a f that aerosol spray is terrible for the environment.
Acid bragged that even Bianca del Rio wouldnt f with her because shes a straight-up bitch.
Acid, I believe what youve told us about yourself, and I will approach with caution.
Acid threw her some immediate shade by saying without any prompting, Youdontlook old.
Which means she thinks you look kinda old.
Robbie just got an Acid burn.
Next up,ThorgyThor, who reminded me of a cross between Weird Al and an off-brand Muppet.
She may be cheap, but she has spirit.
Derrick really got Britneys face down.
What on Gagas green earth???!!
Im just waiting for Shangela to jump out from Latrices cleavage or wherever.
I hope so, because I need some more Hallelu!
Now, on to theMaxi Challenge!
Freeze-frame on Morgans face the moment she clenches if you want to laugh for 10 minutes straight.
I dont believe for a second that Robbie forgot to think of herself out of some inherent selflessness.
It was a straight-up brain queef.
The first Werk Room session was wonderfully chaotic.
Bob the Drag Queen shared a bit about her family name: Its my dads name.
My dads name is The Drag Queen.
KIM CHI IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD.
Only a Korean mother could muster up that much denial.
I hope this burden doesnt weight too heavily on Kim during the competition because its a pretty big deal.
NEXT: Bring on the fierce
Time to Sissy that Walk!
Ru and the other judges are already warning her about sticking just to Britney, though.
Lets hope she was doing that on purpose for some ill-conceived effect.
So what do you think about the new crop of queens?
I have to admit, Im living.
Heres my first Fierce List in which I analyze the power rankings of the remaining queens.
FIERCE LIST:
Bob the Drag Queen:In her own words, shes fing funny.
Her charisma and uniqueness will make up for any lack of sewing skills.
Sidenote: there are a lot of septum piercings this season.
Kim Chi:Like any jar of actual kimchi, you never know what youre gonna get.
Kim Chis makeup skills are probably impossible to beat this season.
She just needs to verify to really come out of her shell for the performance challenges.
Acid Betty:She terrifies me, but shed have it no other way.
NaomiSmalls:We still need to know more, but I have a good feeling about this one.
DaxExclamation Point:I like the whole sci-fi nerd vibe.
Again, we need to know more.
Cynthia Lee Fontaine:Do I need to make a separate entry for her cucu?
Robbie Turner:Shes made a bad impression on me so far, but shes smart.
That might carry her through for a while.
Chi ChiDevayne:Not destined forRDPRlongevity, but maybe shell surprise us all.
ThorgyThor:Im trying to keep an open mind, but… just no.
Laila:Needs to pick up the energy and tap into her artistic nature, stat.
