Cucu, cucu, cucu.
Okay, I just had to get in a final few mentions of Cynthias cucu while we still can.
Thats it for the rest of the season, I promise!
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Derrick complained about his critique from Michelle.
It was at that moment that Derrick revealed herself to be truly basic.
Again, Kim Chi with the devastating shade: The third team just feels like leftovers.
But first, Team Synth dug itself into a deeper hole.
Naysha came up with a brilliant plan to do a song and performance all about shapes.
What a sexy concept.
They should throw a box of Tangrams at the audience.
Seriously, Im liking Derrick less and less.
Team Robbie seemed off to an equally inauspicious start when Kim Chi suggested focusing their performance on chicken wings.
Meanwhile, all was not well on Team New York either.
Im not quite sure how that helps in a campy performance about stinky street food, but whatever.
That crazy followed Team New York now known as Street Meatz into the studio with the luscious Lucian Piane.
Bob threw a little fit because she couldnt handle even the slightest bit of criticism.
When Lucian threw out the name Lorde almost arbitrarily in an effort to explain his point, Bob pounced.
Bobs meltdown was so hilariously irrational that I almost wasnt mad at it.
Instead, I was laughing uncontrollably.
NEXT: Now on to the main event!
Street Meatz looked incredible and worked out their solid, simple choreography, mostly involving their microphone stands.
Then came Dragometry, which was honestly painful to watch.
The song was probably too lyrically unstimulating even for a 2-year-oldSesame Streetfan.
Why exactly did we need a primer on basic shapes, emphasis on basic?
Worst of all, at one point, the lyric You might be shaped like a bumblebee was sung-spoken.
The biggest surprise came from Les Chicken Wing.
(Seriously, what was with the focus on portable foods on this challenge?)
Each of them seemed to genuinely be having fun.
Robbie ended up the performance with a misty spit-take and shouted, Buy our vinyl in the back.
Robbie really led this team to victory, bringing him up many notches in my Burn Book.
Lucian told Derrick that he was disappointing as a performer despite looking great.
Youre not giving us 100 percent, he said, and Derrick promptly broke down into tears.
Anyway, the lip sync was another keeper, with Call Me by Blondie as the song.
