Not everyone is thrilled with the bands revived Jeanine-ified set list, especially Rick.
In a drunken stupor, he tells Kelly Ann they never shouldve started playing the song.
After all, Jeanine is a devil-woman who broke Christophers heart.
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It looks like its Rick, though, whos on shaky ground not Christopher.
Despite Kelly Anns run-in with wasted Rick, all is well (maybe even dare I say it?
blissful) with the crew.
For the first time since weve met them, they have the day off!
So, whats in store for the sweaty, hardworking motley crew?
Shelli and Bill have a day trip planned to Louisvilles Cave Hill Cemetery.
Donna and Wes are going to dive headfirst into a plate of duck-fat fries (excellent choice).
Shes also really excited about a steaming hot shower in a hotel room.
Oh yeah, did I mention everyone on the crew stinks?
Its been all baby wipes, all the time, for far too long.
After all, shouldnt they cut through Cincinnati so that get to St. Louis?
Whats the aftermath of speaking those four little syllables?
The tour bus is cursed, of course!
(So manyHarry Potterreferences, amiright?)
The crew doesnt quite remember how to reverse the curse, so they consult their go-to guy, Phil.
(Those What Would Phil Do?
shirts were the real deal.)
Its just like finding Pokemon.
Turns out, the curse is real Rick has gone missing.
A strip club named Tattle Tale, where, it turns out, Bill knows just about everyone.
Sure, she has a reputation for being wild and crazy, but shes gotta knowsomethingabout Ricks whereabouts.
Bills rock-and-roll lifestyle has its limits.
Where are they going to find the extra four balloons they need to end this absurd curse?
Why, the four condoms in Milos pocket, of course.
Trojan Man to the rescue!
Meanwhile, Kelly Ann and Reg pursue the egg mission through the woods.
They, too, come across a house magically plopped in a forest in the middle of nowhere.
And with an unlocked door, its basically an invitation to come on in and steal some eggs.
They all-too-easily find a dozen eggs in the fridge and run on out of there.
Kelly Ann completely and unconvincingly says she never gets emotionally involved, either.
(These two are going to have a sweaty backstage makeout session any day now.)
The torrential rain even prompts Milo to take that much-needed outdoor shower.
All the sudden hygiene causes Milo to have a moment of clarity he knows where Rick is!
Hes in the Rain Room at the Tassel Bar.
Cut to Shelli and Bill, who storm into a seedy bedroom.
The curse is over, folks!
(Dude, how hard is it to crack an egg?)
What does that mean for the Staton House band?
Time will tell…
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