The hookup we’ve been waiting for… Plus, meet Janine!
The Wi-Fi connection sucks out there.
Sean is back from Tay Galaxy!
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It doesnt seem to matter, though: Shelli leaves pleading messages on Seans voicemail that make me sad.
She wants to see him, but he hasnt returned any of her calls.
(He is.)
Cut to Bill entering Christophers dressing room.
The woman who broke Christophers heart and utterly destroyed him.
Needless to say, Staton-Houses lead singer stops dead in his tracks.
Turns out, Janine is now a nurse who lives in Boulder.
Does Christopher want to see her?
Hes been doing so well…
Instead of answering Bill, Christopher reminisces about his final moments with Janine.
She was drinking grapefruit juice from a red Solo cup (hey, hey, college!)
), she couldnt be third to his need for drinking and drugs.
That grapefruit-juice moment was so pivotal for Christopher, he held onto that Solo cup for years.
They ultimately decide to give her a ticket, but no, I repeat,nobackstage access.
Looks like both ChristopherandBill are going to have to face the ghosts of their romantic pasts.
But not to worry!
Milos band Black Atlas can TOTALLY DO IT, but hes really chill about it.
Donna tells her Milos upset because he learned Kelly Ann and Reg were hooking up (false).
The cattiness continues when Donna accuses Kelly Ann of wearing perfume, which means she must be into Reg.
Remember, body odor is a consistent issue with the crew.
In other rare prefs that arent backstage at an arena, Bill shows up to Lorraines home.
Upon seeing him, she immediately thinks something is wrong.
Has he been drinking again?
The answers to her inquiries are no and no.
She doesnt want any tears or apologies from Bill shes really happy and is at peace with everything.
Bottom line, Bill, youre done with and she doesnt need you.
Still, Lorraine lets Bill into her garage to find Christophers requested magic jacket.
Only one problem: He has no idea what she looks like.
Janine hasnt been seen or heard from in years (Facebook?
Youre really telling me youve gotnothin on her?).
A wispy brunette comes up to him and asks who hes looking for.
Its Janine in the flesh, looking surprisingly business-casual considering her rocker-girlfriend past.
Meanwhile, Shellis horniness is officially next level.
(Desperate times call for desperate measures.)
Not a good look.
Theres only one problem: Ricks not exactly performance ready.
Could this be the makings of a box set?
Reg has officially turned into the heart-eyed emoji.
Backstage, theres about the 19th crisis of the night.
Lucius is MIA, so it turns out Milo and Donnas band will hit the stage after all.
They were late because they, too, were watching the alluringDead Sex.Sorry, Milo.
They start pushing each other in a hey-off, before pulling each other in for a tight hug.
This one lasts a long time, but its not awkward.
You seem so alone, she says.
You seem kind of alone, even though I know youre not, Bill responds.
Shelli leans in and kisses his neck.
They remove their clothes, bite each others fingers, and have sex.
Tonights episode was a victory for us all.
