Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Well, Christmas is ruined.
This entirely unnecessary remake is a direct insult to the groundbreaking, originalStar Wars Holiday Special.
Fantastic Four
The reviews are in.
Credit: Seth Mayer
says every single human who went to see this.
Fifty Shades of Grey
The scene: a boardroom at Universal Studios.
A cigar chomping executive shouts at his underlings.
TakeTwilightand dumb it waywaydown!
What do I pay you people for anyway?!
But, sir,Twilightis universally regarded as the most insipid thing ever written and… wait a minute.
We could keep it nice and dumbandload it up with laughable S&M softcore porn!
MAKE THAT MOVE!'
What if we did that withJurassic Park?
Unlike theFuturamaepisode, this version sucks.
